I Kissed a Girl
EPOV
Alice skipped into the house carrying a load of bags and talking to Rosalie; who followed and was also laden with bags. I sighed trying to block out their chattering and pay attention to the song I was composing for Bella and Nessie. Unfortunately their thoughts infiltrated mine; they were singing that horrific Katy Perry song I kissed a Girl. I groaned
"Ugh! Thanks guys now that songs going to be stuck in my head forever!" Alice grinned.
"Our pleasure." Rose said before she and Alice went up to their closets before I could complain further.
Jasper and Bella returned from hunting about five minutes later.
"I hate your wife." I mumbled my head down on my piano.
"Whys that?" Jasper questioned.
"She's horribly annoying for someone so sho" I was cut off by Alice yelling from upstairs.
"I'm not short!! I 'm fun sized!!" I groaned again trying to block my brothers X-rated thoughts.
"I'm sorry hunny." Bella comforted me rubbing my back, giving me my own x-rated thoughts. To bad Nessie and Jake would be home shortly.
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JPOV
I was going to my room to see what Alice was up to when I heard her singing. I stopped in my tracks.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry chapstick." Her beautiful voice sang. My eyes felt like they were the size of large plates and my jaw had to be to the floor.
"Trying to catch flies?" Emmett teased.
"Shh, listen." I shushed him.
I kissed a girl just to try it. Hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
Emmett started laughing and walked off probably to tell Bella and Edward.
I edged into the room hesitantly and found she was in the closet. I listened for another minute or so prior to sneaking back out before she saw me.
"Guys!" I whispered whipping down the stairs where Edward was watching Bella and Em arm wrestle; Bella was just barely winning, too bad.
"Ed come with; bring Em." I thought as I raced out of the back door to Edward and Bella's cottage.
Naturally he beat me there.
"Beatcha." He claimed as I came through the door. I rolled my eyes at him.
"This is important."
"What? You had to dress your self today?" Emmett mocked.
"No, well yea, but that's beside the point. I think Alice is having an affair…with a girl." Emmett and Edward were so shocked it was almost hard for me not to be. When Ed recovered he questioned my thoughts.
"Because I came upstairs and she was singing this song…" I trailed off when Edward started laughing. I glared at him, how could he find this funny?!
"What were the lyrics?" Emmett asked; so now I know which brother is my favorite.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it…" I trailed off analyzing their emotions; each found my situation hilarious, maybe Jake is my favorite. Oh that's sad.
"What?" I asked, making my brothers laugh harder.
"It's a real song! She's not having an affair." Edward choked out between peals of laughter.
"Yea it's that awful Katy Perry." Emmett concluded. God I felt like a moron. I'm never going to live this down.
"I like her and that song." My wife said from behind Edward. She held a video camera in her evil little hand. "That was great, defiantly funnier in person, but I'll be sending this to Aro anyway for his new high security vamp only youtube type of website." She laughed manically as she left before I could recover or Emmett could stop laughing.
Great…every vampire with internet is going to see that video. I can only hope Emmett does something even more moronic to over shadow me.
A/N: haha okay, so I love that song, but once I listen to it once its stuck in my head the rest of the day so no disrespect meant to Katy Perry. So just a random inspiration one day on my vacation. Tell me what you thought!