The Dating Game:Murtagh's Way
Disclaimer:I don't own Murtagh,Arya,Nasuada,Eragon,Durza,Saphira,or Katrina,or anyone else on the movie.
A/n:Sorry about that warning! It may not be that funny,it is my first humor fanfic.But the fanfics Know Your Stars:Eragon Style,and The Man Behind The Man are the best humor fanfics ever! Please Read Them! Well without further ado here's the first chapter!
Chapter 1
Alanna:Hello again fans, and welcome to The Dating Game.
Audience:(Cheering)
Alanna:Hello Murtagh, and welcome to The Dating Game
Murtagh:Hi Alanna, and the last time my brother played on this show, so I know the rules.
Alanna:Ok, Murtagh, before we start the game I'd like to introduce my friend Cloud
Alanna:Please give an applause to Cloud.
Audience:(Clapping)
Alanna:So Cloud how are you?
Cloud:Wonderful Alanna.
Alanna:Ok let's start the game.
Alanna:Ok Murtagh, since you already know the rules than you have 30 seconds.
Murtagh:Ok(Murtagh ran over to the question booth.
Alanna:Ok times up.Let's see what you do.
Alanna:Cloud, can you please read the answer board.
Cloud:Your answer to the first question(What is your favorite color?) was...where's my card.
Saphira:Here you go.
Cloud:Thanks, and your answer was blue.
Alanna:Ok Cloud, please read all of the answers on the blue paper.
Cloud:Sure Alanna.
Cloud:The next question was, what is your favorite outfit, and your answer was anything black.
Alanna:Wow judges, I think I know who he is going to date.
Cloud:Me Too!
Pete:Here's your mail.
Cloud:I guess my mail is in this hotdog.
Alanna:Well let's see what you got.
Cloud:Ok.(reaches into the hotdog)
Cloud:Well I found my mail.It says that the Alagaesian Turkeys are coming.
Alanna:We didn't order any Alagaesian turkeys.
Cloud:I know, maybe if we read Murtagh's last answer the won't come.
Alanna:Maybe.
Cloud:Ok, Your last answer was...huh...ummm...Murtagh is this your answer to what your favorite artist is?
Murtagh:Yep, Sure is Cloud.
Cloud:Can you read this out loud?
Murtagh:Sure! My favorite song artist is The Spice Girls.
Fan Girls:What!
Man in Bathroom:What?
People in Mexico:Que?
People in Mexico:La apellidado Murtagh has(can't remember what has means in spanish) un favorito faja pro es El Especie Ninas.
Mexican Person:No Via!
People in Mexico:Si.
Mexican Person:Yo'm tan absorto!
Cloud:I don't understand you(turns off her world webcam).
Alanna:Judges what have we decided?
Galbatorix:Shruky!
Audience:(Throws tomatoes at Galbatorix)
Oromis:Saphira.
Brom:The only dragon that is on our side, Saphira.
Alanna:It looks like we have a couple.
Cloud:Saphira would you like to come up here?
Saphira:Sure.
Alanna:So where is our lovely couple going?
Murtagh:Somewhere out of this country.
Alanna:Well we can arrange that, right Cloud.
Cloud:Sure thing. Oh Alagaesian Turkeys. Take this lovely couple to California.
Alagaesian Turkeys:Sure Cloud! (carrys Murtagh and Saphira to CA in 3 seconds on their turbo jetpacks)
Alanna:Now let's see how our couple is.
Murtagh:I want to go home(holds up a HELP ME! Sign).
Saphira:Loving this date.
Alanna:By the way Murtagh the turkeys are sending you some great tasting dates(the fruit date).
Murtagh:No!!
Alanna and Cloud:Well this has been a wonderful time on The Dating Game. Stay Tune! And eat some more great tasting dates.
Audience:(Throws the chocolate covered dates at the announcers).
Alanna and Cloud:Aah! See the next episode Durza, it will be better than this one(runs off the stage).
Eragon:My dragon!!!!! Saphira!!!!!!!!
Cast
Eragon played by Eragon
Alanna played by TheShadowCat12
Cloud played by Cloud
Murtagh played by Murtagh
Saphira played by CGI Computer
Audience played by NightDragon9,TheShadowCat12, and draculafan
Director:TheShadowCat12
Producer:NightDragon9
Thanks to:NightDragon9, and draculafan
Made in:UK
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el means:the
uno means:one
apellidado means:named
un means:a
favorito means:favorite
faja means:band
pro means:it
es means:is
especie means:spice
ninas means:girls