( Okay, I made this up to make fun of all those 'NEW Animorphs'. Seems my mean alter ego *Daemon* has decided that I have to write this. Stupidness is intended! And I KNOW that they don't act like this.)
Hi, I'm Marco. And there's this really hot girl down the hallway. I'm gonna ask her if she wants to be an Sunimorph! What is a Sunimorph? It's something I made up after Barfangor gave us the power to morph. See, Kirks are taking over the planet, and the only hope is the I'm-a-lights. Oh yeah, and us five kids and an I'm-a-light.
Jake said it'd be okay if I ask anyone I want to be an Sunimorph, as long as I don't ask everyone. So I walked up in naturally suave way, slipping on the wet floor, getting punched, and getting hit with a hockey stick. "So, Wanna be a Sunimorph?" I asked her.
She paused for a moment. "Kay." I pulled the Blue Box out from under Principal Chapman's toupee as he walked by. I held it out and told her to touch it, and the exact moment she touched it, she exploded.
"Oh well, JANITOR!" I yelled. Six monkeys in a barrel came out with mops and cleaned the exploded-ditz goop off of the lockers.
While I was walking to class, a hand popped out of a locker and dragged me in. 'Hey, these lockers are pretty big!' I thought.
"I know who you are!" A female voice whispered.
"And I know who I am too!" I replied
"You're," The voice paused, "A Sunimorph!"
"Good guess, wanna be one?"
"No, I'm Tobias's long -lost-twin sister with special powers that no one can defeat. I even have perfect teeth!" She smiled and a small 'ting' was heard when a sparkle of light hit them.
"We must go to the barn!" I yelled, and stepped out of the locker. When she came out, I grabbed her hand and we ran right out of school to the barn, where everyone already was.
"EVERYONE!" I yelled, "Tobias's long lost twin sister with special powers and perfect teeth has come to save our helpless souls from the Kirks!"
Rachel stared at the screen before her, "What crap!"
What are you reading, Rachel? Tobias said, as he flew into her room.
" Sunimorph fanfic, " She replied, "A really bad one."
Tobias looked at the screen and laughed, WARNING! Cliche` alert!
"Sure glad we aren't in fanfics!" Rachel laughed back. Then they froze and looked around suspicious.
" NAH!" The said at the same time, and continued scanning through the Sunimorph area of Fanfiction.net. (Author's Note: :D )
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