Duo Discovers Firecrackers

"It's the 4th of July." explained Quatre. "Yeah so." said Heero. "You light off fire works and have fun." "What's fun?" asked Heero. "Never mind!" yelled Duo. "What's this?" he asks and looks at a bottle rocket.

"That's a bottle rocket. You light the end and it explodes." explained Quatre. "Kewl. Trowa, you gotta match?" asked Duo. "A buffalo fart and Relena's face?" Trowa said. "Ha ha very funny. Somebody get me a match or feel the wrath of The God of Death!"

"God you don't have to yell." Trowa goes and grabs a box of matches. Duo snatches them and lights one and then the bottle rocket. The rocket goes in the air and explodes. "Looks like a mobile doll." stated Heero.

"It kinda does. Give me some more fire works." ordered Duo. "Weak pathetic stupid idiotic things." mumbled Wufei under his breath. Quatre hands Duo a firecracker. He lights it and it blows up. "Oh Wufei." He runs off looking for Wufei.

Duo finds Wufei in the kitchen making a sandwich. He lights a firecracker, puts it on Wufei's chair, and runs. Wufei unsuspecting sits on the chair and the firecracker explodes. "DUO!! I WILL HAVE JUSTICE!!!" Wufei screamed at the top of his lungs.

Else where Duo's laughing his head off in the front yard. Wufei runs out and tackles Duo. Trowa starts laughing. "What?!" screamed Wufei. "Your....pants...hahahahahahahaha." laughed Trowa.

Wufei looks at his pants and runs back in the house. Trowa's rolling on the ground with laughter. Heero kicks him in the side. "Get up, you look like an idiot." Trowa just keeps laughing. Releena walks up to the house and Duo throws a lighted firecracker at her.

It explodes in her face. "HEERO!!!! HURT HIM!!!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. Heero meanwhile is laughing his head off. "Why ::snort:: would ::snicker:: I ::laugh:: do ::snort:: that?" he asked. "Men." Releena sighed and walked away.

"So like a woman to run away." said Wufei. "If I'm not mistaken, you ran away not 5 minutes ago." stated Quatre. Trowa's still laughing and can't get up. "Somebody help him." Heero ordered in a non caring voice.

Dorothy walks up the drive way. "NO NOT HER!!! SHE SCARES ME!!!!!" screamed Duo. Dorothy answers, "How do I scare you?" Then she sits on the grass and a lit firecracker. It explodes along with the bottom half of her dress. "That's just not right." said Quatre.

"Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" Duo goes into a laughing fit and runs into the house.

The End

Should I continue? I dunno. What about you peeps? I think it was funny. Wait I can fall over laughing when someone says chicken. Oh well. I'm working on a novel just to let you peeps know and it'll take forever to write. It's called This Day All Gods Die. My first attempt at drama. So far it's not sad at all, just funny. Okay, I'll shut up now. Peace!

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