A/N: Okay so prepare for the ultimate random of randomness. This is a very old note I wrote to my dear friend Lylian… I don't even know where the idea came from. So if you think it's just strange and pointless, well that's okay. Just don't flame me. If anything, it may just turn out to be an inside joke story, instead of a fan pleaser or favorite. That's okay; we all have silly things in our lives that others don't understand, right?

And if you do like it, then I'm glad!!! As long as you laughed, it's all good.

Without further ado, I dedicate this to you, Lylian!! llb.

(Date not enclosed due to precautions against Ministry interceptions regarding conspiracy)

My dear, dear Severus,

I have searched long and hard for an item most treasured- a pair of socks that I had borrowed from you. I've journeyed afar to China, Japan, Jupiter, even as far as to my bedroom dresser. And I have found one. Morgana! I've discovered… one sock. But the fact of the matter is, that is not enough. It seems to me to make more sense to own a dipoly, a di, a pair of socks, not a unit or monopoly. Do you think the Dark Lord would have been accepted by his Death Eaters if he bought them one sock each? Half their feeties would get cold and turn blue and fall off! They'd ambush the Dark Lord! He would cease to exist!! And… err, actually that'd be a good thing.

Anyways, here is the thing: I believe I know where your other sock is; I can sense it, I can feel it, with every fiber of my body. My precious inner eye is giving off strong images, and yet I cannot decipher them as of yet. So, disclosed is your one sock, along with a pair I borrowed over 365 days ago. I figured, why have one cotton foot warming device, when you can have three? The way I see it, that third sock will come in very handy when you grow an extra foot (either the Dark Lord, or possibly Harry Potter, will hex you soon, I'm sure of it); trust me, you will be thanking me. But until then, what do I do? you may wonder… well, you can wear two of them, and the third… say… on your hand. You can start a new fashion trend! Or even make a puppet show starring yourself and I; it may just be a hit. If not, well… that just sucks… using that loose term so often spoken by teenagers these days.

So please enjoy these three wonderful articles of clothing, and be grateful forever that the Dark Lord did not make my same mistake… err, wait. Depends really, on where your loyalties lie. It would have changed the course of history, however. But let us not dwell. Your guarded, treasured, sock- I must get through a series of tunnels, passageways, and obstacles to reach it. Yet, even if I have to risk my life, I will retrieve it for you. I swear on Fawkes' life.

Hoping a sock wouldn't get it the way of a splendid friendship,

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

P.S. Please try to wash your cotton foot warming devices more often than you wash your hair.

A/N: Well, what do you think? Yes, rather random and silly, but brings back great memories!! 3

Here's the deal: I've been writing a whole lot recently... I've got a couple of stories that I am soo deep into, that I want to fully develop and finish them before I post them. I'm really looking forward to it, too, and hopefully you guys will like it! In the meantime... I wanted to post something just for fun... no matter how silly lol.

I've also had this running idea of doing more letters between teachers, so if you did like this… well, we'll see how it goes lol.

Review please? No flames!