Organization XIII- We are Strange & We are Proud

First story so easy on the reviews '

I don't own anything… yet ;)

Chapter 1: Sugar & spice don't make Larxene nice

"Do you have any 5's." "Go fish bitch." "DAMN YOU TO HELL GO FISH!"

"Cool it dude", said Xigbar. "NO IM DONE COOLING IT! YOU AND AXEL

MAKE ME PLAY THIS GODFORSAKEN GAME BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY ONE I CAN'T WIN", screamed Luxord. "Even if it's your time of the year

doesn't mean you don't have to pay me", Xigbar said holding out his hand expectantly. "I don't owe you a dime you one eyed freeloader", Luxord snapped while his card's started swirling around him. "Even if the one eyed freeloader part was right I'm still getting my pay you jolly, drunken, BRITISH, BASTARD", shouted Xigbar. "Hey guys can you keep it down a bit and aren't we Japanese?" "Shut up!", Xigbar and Luxord said in unison both jerking there head's in Demyx's direction at the same time. "Ok sorry I was just saying tha-'' "I said shut up", shouted Xigbar firing a bullet at Demyx's head which made him fly head over heel's into Larxene who was just stepping out of a dark portal. As they flew in the swirling mass of shadow's all Xigbar and Luxord could hear was Larxene squawking her head off and Demyx yelling "make it stop oohh the agony."

"Okay man when she get's back she's gonna have a bitch fit so we're going to have too hide." "But where", asked Luxord in a frantic voice. "Where she will never find us", said Xigbar with a evil smile.

"Well considering us we can't hide in the Rec room, the cabinet, the firing range, the fridge, so what about are room's?" " You idiot that will be the first place that thunder whore will look", snapped Xigbar.

"How about the library?" "Why would we ever go there?" "Exactly." "Luxord you genius son of a bitch." Xigbar opened a corridor of darkness and they stepped through.

Sorry that last chapter was a quikey. I don't own anything

Chapter 2: Battle-Ax Max

Zexion was just finishing Moby dick for the 429th time mostly because they filled half the library when a corridor of darkness appeared and Xigbar and Luxord stepped out and Xigbar asked Zexion "What'cha reading emo boy?" "Moby Dick." "Haha hey Luxord did you know that Moby dick was a sperm whale", he managed between guffaws. "And Xigbar did you know that his mate was a humpback." This caused even more laughter and when they finally finished Zexion looked up at them and said "You two do know that's there's no porn in here it's all in Axel and Demyx's room's." "What the fuck all library's have DVD's", shouted Xigbar from a distance." "Might as well go to my room", sighed Zexion.

While Xigbar and Luxord were hiding in the library and Larxene was going labor bitch crazy Saix and Axel were on a recruitment mission in the world of metal. "So Isa how's thing's been with you?" "Very boring Lea very boring." "Yeah when we were growing up you were either trying to kill me or trying to kill something else." "Yep it's hard pretending to hate you." "We were pretending?", asked Axel with a confused look on his face. "Well I was. What the hell is this salty, clear liquid on my face?." "That's called a tear numb nut's", said Axel with a laugh.

"Shut up scar face." "Hey I'm not the one with a fat ass X between my eyes." "REDCAP!" "BLUECAP!" "Damn, I just out back talked Axel", Saix said with a look of amazement on his face. " I guess, It's probably because I heard Vexen talk today", mumbled Axel as they walked into the Iron City.

"JUST 1 MORE LAP TO GO FOR MAX FROST!"shouted the announcer as Max raced around the corner 200 yards, 100, 50, 25, and out of nowhere a humungo black monster fell from the sky. Too late react Max's car smashed into the beast and Max flew through the windshield and right into the massive beast's gullet. There was a slicing sound but Max couldn't get up ,he passed out. When he awoke there was a overly tanned man with orange eyes and gravity defying hair standing above him, but all Max could say was "What the Fuck." " You are not who you think you are", said the Orange man as his voice rang through the room causing a ear popping sensation. And yet again Max said something stupid. "Dude what are you smoking?" "What is your name." "Max." "Oh really that makes my job easier, so you shall be know as Max The Viking of Steel and your element shall be metal and your weapon , The Battle-Ax. "What?" "You were attacked by a heartless that's what are hearts used to be, then your corpse became what you are now a nobody who has no emotions, only the one's you can remember, you have also lost your mortal soul and now you have one goal in this never ending hell, complete kingdom heart's and regain what you have lost. This organization is to finish Kingdom Heart's in a quicker more organized way. So do you join?" , the orange man finally finished.

"Uh what", asked Max in a very confused voice. "He means you got jumped by a black scary thing (not O.J.) and now your nothing.", explained Xigbar in a much more sensible way. "Oh still weir-''. He was abruptly cut off by a "But Saaaiiiixxxxxxyyy I wanna play." "No and if you call me that one more time I'm going to cleave your head in you whinny little mutt!", yelled Saix as he was walking down the hall. "You're the dog Saix- puppy", Demyx giggled. "Uuuhhh, Demyx your 18 and you act like a 5 year old", Saix groaned. "You're a meany!" , yelled Demyx as he ran to his room followed by a worried looking Xigbar who kept shooting dirty looks at Saix. "Well that was strange," said Max.

"Well Demyx seems preoccupied so you can be my ducky now Maxy boy," Luxord told Max. "Uuuhhh what?" asked Max for the 100th time.

I think he's kinda confused huh? Sorry about the author to reader thing

I got kinda lonely. So back to the story now.

"Well when I become acquainted with someone that I believe will be good friends with that is younger than me by at least 10 years that person shall be known as my ducky.", Luxord stated as if it was the normalist thing in the world.(I know normalist is not a word but deal with it u dictionary freaks) "Don't mind him he's a strange one, and Marluxia is a strange one and a rapist.", laughed Axel. "YOU DICK! I COULD OF GOT SOME IF IT IF YOU DIDN'T OPEN YOUR HOT MOUTH AND DEMYX HAS XIGBAR MAKING SURE NOTHING HAPPENS THEN YOU WITH ROXAS NOW I'M STUCK WITH A GROUCHIE WRINKLE BAG!", screamed the assassin. "Whoa there, don't mess up your makeup man." , laughed Axel. "I'm gonna rip your throat out!" , growled Marluxia. "I'm scared Axel.", whimpered Max. "Haha watch this man, Marluxia shut the fuck up before I open up your pretty little head, pull out your skull, beat you to death with it, and make it into a pretty birdhouse for Xaldin's pet's.", smirked Axel. " SHUTUP!", screamed Marluxia in a rather girlie way."Stop this nonsense at once", Xemnas's voice boomed. "Max your training will start next chapter I mean week so be prepared."

So that's that sorry 'bout the extra chapter in there slight mess up but u can deal w/ it I'm new so review Haha I rhymed