Summary: The gang gets stuck in an elevator. What could possibly happen?
Spoilers: None so far.
Pairings: Anya/Xander. But this isn't really a romance fic.
Rating: T for language and adult themes
Disclamer: All characters belong to Joss Whedon. Someday, maybe…
Also, this is while they're all in High School. Dawn exists already though, just because I like her.
"I know, I know, but Age of Empires is about History and all that! History! School! Learning! Educational!" - Xander said to his friends as they all stepped into the elevator.
"Sure, but what about Roller Coaster? It's awesome, I mean, you get to create a amusement park! Like Disney! And you can make little shops and design your own rides and get money from people who-"
"Money! I like that one! You really get money?"- Anya asked, cutting of Dawn.
"Yes, Anya. But it's play money. You can't use it for anything in real life, only in the game."- Dawn said, rolling her eyes.
"Well that's okay! Oh, oh! Can you have sex?"
Dawn blushed and shook her head quickly. Anya looked crushed for about a second, but then Willow jumped in.
"Aha! But that's when The Sims comes in! I mean, the second one. The first one sucks. You really can't create a person, you only get to chose from the options of clothing and hair color that they have. And the houses and towns are just so normal! And no ET families or pink people or…"- She trailed off, noticing everyone was staring at her.
"Well, anyway. In The Sims, Anya, you can literally do anything. You can get a job easy, you don't even have to go to the interview, and you can choose the job with the highest salary, and as the game goes on you can get promoted and get more money which you don't have to waste on roller coasters, you can keep and buy more things! Pretty things like furniture or, or, food or clothes or toys and stuff! And you can have sex, too. And you can have babies, okay, but if you don't want them just ignore them and the child service people come and take it. But if you want it, it can be so cute and adorable and you can dress it up! And you can go downtown and have cars and even go to college, and kids can go to school! It has everything! It's like, a perfect life! Just, you know, on the computer."
Anya's eyes were glittering and she looked at Willow as if in a trance. Xander waved his arm in front of her.
"Will, did you use some kind of weird voodoo on my girlfriend?"
Willow rolled her eyes at him.
"You can come over to my house and play it later, An."- Willow said, happy that she had finally found something in common with the girl.
Finally, everyone was quiet. Anya was leaning against Xander, Buffy was staring at herself in the mirror, and Dawn was staring at Willow evilly while Willow pretended not to notice and smirked. They waited to get to Giles' apartment, until finally Buffy voiced what everybody was mentally asking themselves.
"Did the elevator stop?"
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