What happens when everyone's favorite pink armored soldier gets hold of Shakespeare's plays?
Red vs. Blue players return...
In the middle of the most worthless piece of real estate in the galaxy, a hapless group of soldiers are in for a surprise...
Donut is busy handing out scripts to everyone in Blood Gulch, ignoring the obvious tension between the opposing sides. Both teams are staring at their scripts, each person with varying degrees of shock or horror.
Church: What the hell is this?
Donut: It's a script. I highlighted your lines and your character.
Church: How did I get a part?
Tucker: Better yet what play is it? It better have hot chicks in it.
Sister: I'm a hot chick.
Caboose: I love chicken. See I even get to be a friar. We can have some chicken nuggets!
Donut: I made certain everyone got the right role.
Church: But none of us tried out for a role. Hell, you didn't even ask us if we wanted to do this.
Tex is flipping through the pages of her script.
Tex: I've got no problems with it.
Church actually looks at the pages in his hands and is surprised by what he sees.
Church: Wait a minute. I'm Romeo!?
Grif: Why did I get the part of the nurse?
Sarge: Great galloping gravy boats! I'm Juliet's father. Even more reason to hate the blues.
Simmons: Yeah, I see that I'm Tybalt, Juliet's cousin, so it would seem that...
Grif: I'm the nurse!? What the fuck?
Tucker: I'm just some friend of Romeo... snickers
Church takes a swipe at Tucker, who easily dodges.
Church: So, uh, who exactly is Juliet? Tex?
Tex: Hell no. I get the best line though. "A plague on both your houses."
Grif: I'm a nurse?
Church: Dear god please don't let Juliet be who I think.
Donut: That's right. The director is also a star in this play.
Church: Caboose. Please kill me now.
Caboose: But I want to have the fried chicken.