Disclaimer: So...for some unknown, strange reason we don't own Soul Eater or Sailor Moon...
Author's Note: We really don't write this badly, this is a parody, please enjoy, feel free to flame it and laugh your socks off.
Sirina felt teers whell up in her gold shimmery orbs. Evryone was dead! Evryone!
soul sayd "Wy u cryin pretty lady?"
Serina jerkie in srprise and gaze in aw at the handsom, white hair prty boy starring down at hir in a hot leather jacket.
"u r so hottttt i forgt y i is cryin", serena shout
"SWIIT! let us do it den!" sool whisper as he rip his clothe off
'sund good me!' Seeenkern sayds as che struped.
Seereeni und sooul start stickin der thingies 2gether wen de hear a shout
"uh yes!"
De lookie in surpriz two c Mamoroo und qeen Barrel doin it on a spicy krystil
"whaz that ovur ther?" Sul assed
Serin look in surpize she blink and then gasp und smile, "A FURSOME!" she cream
"cum join on" Kueen Barelnw sayd
star apper in sirini eye as she jump up and run over, imidiatly sh begen to play wit mamuri boy thingie
aftur hour and hour boy jus cam out.
sool look on fer a bite beefor joinin in, he turn intwo wepon form and cuen barrrel begin two play wit pole
"dis is soooo hotttt" Sirena said
qcueen brel crem and yell, "her i cume!"
"Me 2222222222" shutted sol
as sol come mamalru pick up sord un stab zueen baerrl as he wisper, "Evilz shalt die!"
"nooooooooooooooezzzzzzzzzzz" qween burrel shout
sol get angsty that hiz pool holder get ded so he stab maimri thru hert
Y u do tat?" serene ass
big fat teers pool in sul's eyes, "he kull my poe holder!"
"Butt theyze evul..."Seirna sud
"frank my deer, i don give a dam!" Sol screm as he tri to kill serini
"oh hellz no!" Sireni sud transformerz intu sulur mun
Soul stare in fazinatin at sireni nakie bod as she transfurm it tak zehn minuten
"nu im gunna destroy you in the name of me!" seerena shut
Sou cream in pain az serene uze silver krysti and brun him to deth
den she saw a mirur "o i luk goood."
avter a day she get tire and dekid to gib da orld a andom rebuot
and den dey all lid hapuly evr aftur.
Author's Note: First line is Enigmaticrose4, second is nicluvly, alternates from there. Please, take it at face value. We spend so much time trying to write really well, we figured we needed a break and wrote something really, really badly.
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