Can a Snorlax fly?
Ash:
whee!!!
Ash
is still falling off the cliff…………and lands in a tropical island.
Ash:
Where am I?
(Good
Question…..)
God:
You are in a place where possible things becomes impossible.
Ash:
Then that means Brock, Misty, Gary, and everyone else should be here!
Then,
Brock, Misty, Gary, and everyone else came.
Brock,
Misty, Gary, and everyone else: Hi Ash!
Ash:
Gary, I challenge you to a pokemon battle!
Gary:
ok!
Ash:
go Charizard!
Gary:
Go Evee!
Ash:
Ha ha! That Evee will DIE!!!!
Gary:
It'll faint, not die!
Ash:
whatever! Charizard, growl!
Gary:
Growl, you're stupider then Team rocket, and their IQ is 1!!!
Ash:
I know! I have -999999999999999999999999999999999999999
brain
cells, remember?
Gary:
no, I have a brain cell……..anyway….. Evee, hydro pump attack!!
Ash:
No way….. Evee can't learn Hydro Pump!!!
Gary:
I used gameshark!!
Ash:
How do you get gameshark?
Gary:
I dunno…..
Ash:
I knew it!!! You have a bad memory!
Gary:
I know….
Misty:
Hey, anyone hungry????
The
team: NO!!!! NO MORE "DUCK SHOE"!!!!!
Misty:
This is called "cannibalism".
Ash:
Yeah, and snorlax can fly…..
Just
then, a snorlax flew over them.
Gary:
Send out your next pokemon Ash!
Ash:
Go Grimer!!
Gary:
Use Dig Evee!!
Ash:
Harden!
Ash
watched gimer with interest and Grimer wouldn't move a millimeter!
Ash:
Grimer, move!!!
Grimer(Through
difficulty) Grimer.(You told me to harden!)
Ash:
Shoot!
Ash
watched helplessly as his pokemon kept being beaten up.
Ash:
Yah! I didn't do it!!!!
Gary:
You're starting to scare me… You're acting normal….
Gary is getting afraid
Ash:
hi Gary….
Gary:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi.
Brock:
Hey, I need jigglypuff!
Jigglypuff
then appeared and sang.
Brock:
Now have a taste of your own medicine!
Brock
put a stereo only so jigglypuff can hear and Brock said…
Brock:
Cotton candy anyone????
Ash:
Oh, meeee meeeee!!!
Gary: Do you even now what this is?
Ash:
No…..
Gary(Whispering
to Brock): Watch this…..
Gary:
Poop anyone?
Everyone:
Oh, meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!
Gary: Dope!
Gary
is imitating his losing dance in front of everyone.
Everyone:
Gary….
Gary: yes???
Everyone:
Go jump off a cliff.
Gary: Ok!!!
When
Gary jumps off the cliff, he lands onto something, hot, stick, and alive….
Everyone:
Yah!!! He got eaten by a Flying Snorlax!!!
Gary:
Dang……
Ash:
Lets celebrate!!
He celebrates by jumping off the cliff
Ash:
Wheeeeee!!!
Brock:
I need some more cotton candy and I need poop to make poopsicles!
Misty:
Here, borrow mine!!!
Brock:
OK!!!
Tracey:
Hey, if you see a police dude, say that I here!
Just
then, Team rocket appeared.
Team
rocket: To Protect the world from our boss
I need my buns to make special sauce!
I need my meowth to make us fast
Unfortunately,
We always seem to come last!
Poopy! Pooper!
Team
rocket blast off at the speed of a dead snail
Surrender
now or we shall fail!
Team
rocket stares at each other.
Jesse:
Where's Meowth?
James:
Lets go look for him.
And
so they went……….. over a cliff
Team
rocket: Team rocket is Yahhhhhhh!!!!ing again!!!!
Just
then, A flying snorlax came down and ate the team.
Ash:
NOOOOO!!! A CLASS FIELD TRIP!!!!!! CLASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Brock:
THE MATH HORROR!!!
Misty:
I CAN NEVER ADD UP 1+1!!!!!!!!!
Giovoni:
AND I CAN NEVER CAME OUT CLEANER THEN A MUK!!
Everyone:
GIOVONI??!!??!!
Giovonni:
I am part of the team…..
ASH:
OH…… YES YOU ARE!!!
Giovoni(Blushing)
Ash, I adopting you…. I'll change your name to…. TAI!!
Ash(I
mean Tai) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! You know how
much I LOVE DIGIMON??? Zip, Nada Nothing!
Giovoni:
We must open I business! I'll call it: Snorlax's stomach!
Tai:
Yummie!
Brock:
What'll the food be?
Giovonie:
Well, there's Snorlax stomach acid, A drink that melts your teeth… Literally….
There's Poopsicle and cotton candy!….. There's also a main meal of human's buns
mixed with stomach acid and togepi's eggshell at $999999999999999999.98. I love
sales, don't you? I'll change your name back to Ash again…..
Ash:
YES!!!!! And no, we lose money…..
Giovonie:
Then we'll bring it up to $999999999999999999.99 then.
Ash:
OK! Now we're rich!!!
Sorry,
I have to go to sleep… School, so……..
Catch:
Magikarp's smarter than Ash