It's me...again...I think I'm on a writing craze. Anyway, I was thinking about how messed up some of the Titans' families were...so I produced this oneshot.
Diclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THE TEEN TITANS! GAHHHHH!
Robin had called all of the Titans into an important meeting, and it had ended a few minutes ago. Various Titans were chatting and getting caught up with one another, and the room was full of lively talk. A small group was having a sort of contest to see whose family was the most messed up and strange.
"My mom got knocked up by aliens," Hot Spot started.
"Well, my mum got banged by aliens, then my dad kicked her out, and then he kicked me out after my eyes and skin changed," Argent said triumphantly.
"My parents kicked me out because I was born with purple eyes," Aqualad countered.
"Excuse me," Kole said sweetly. "But my mom and dad experimented on me and then used my power as a source of income."
"I got all you guys. My dad is Trigon, the demon, and he used me as a portal to get to Earth and destroy everything and kill everyone," Raven smirked. "Beat that."
Okay, I will, Jericho signed. My dad is Slade. He forced Robin into apprenticeship, took advantage of Terra, and tortured Starfire, Raven, Cyborg, and Beastboy. He worked for Trigon, has murdered countless people, and let my throat get slit open when I was little. My mom, Adeline Kane, shot my dad in the eye and then divorced him. Grant, my brother, followed in my father's footsteps and tried to kill the Titans, resulting in his death. My sister, Rose, gouged her eye out to be like Slade. She failed at killing the Titans, disappeared, and was found years later in Killowat's timeline.
There was a moment of silence.
Argent sighed. "Jericho wins."
How was it? Please, please, please review! Thanks!
~lilmissf