RUN TO THE HILLS
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"Quick to the hills" shouted Zack, running as fast as his powerful legs could muster.
For days to no end he, Cloud, Tidus, Cecil and few other guys from other fandoms I seriously can't bother naming in this story, have been on the run.
From what? you ask...the answer is simply...Yaoi Fangirls...not the norm one...the rabid and most vicious ones to be frank.
Already the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and several other fandoms have been overwhelmed by these creatures, that already several characters have been forced to do a long hot kiss with each other (those poor souls).
Also the women in those fandom were somehow banished to the brink of nothingness that only the male characters remained. One by one each male character from the famous Kirk and Spock, to Squall and Seifer have fallen.
All that's left now as we see here are Zack, Cloud, Tidus, Cecil, Grimelock, Dinobots, Aladdin, Indiana Jones, Han Solo, Nightwing, Jordon Hal, Soma, Leon Belmont and Luke from the Tales series.
"Damn, their gaining on us" Said Luke who then suddenly tripped on a rock, where suddenly the raging girl who number by hundreds pounced on him.
"HELP!"
"Leave him Soma" said Luke
"We can't just"
"Soma his done for, now quick the sooner we reach the hills we are home free and into the real world" Said Leon, but it was too late for them as the raging Yaoi Fangirls have manage to overwhelm them and began to force them to go a threesome pose, where they began squealing madly.
Not wanting to look back, Zack and the other continued running, only to lose Nightwing and Jordon Hal whom the fan girls set a ambush on the path...then Han and Jones, then Tidus and Cecil Leaving only Zack, Cloud and the Dinobots.
"we are almost there guys" said Zack, his heart racing.
Cloud and the Dinobots began to speed up the pace, only for them to suddenly break at the sight of another legion of Yaoi fans in their way.
"ME GRIMELOCK CRUSH LITTLE YAOI FANS" Roared Grimelock as the Dinobots then charged straight towards the line of Yaoi Fans, sending them flying in the air. However out of nowhere more of them seem to have finally overpower the dinobots with help from various obsessive yaoi author who seem to have pen and paper with them writing the Dinobots out of character to the point they are weaker then they were portrayed in the canonised universe of transformers.
It was only Cloud and Zack left whom ran, not wanting to look at the fate of their fallen friends.
Nearing the edge of the hill which led to the real world, Zack could finally see it within his grasp only to suddenly find it again beyond his and his best friend's reach as out from the ground were more Yaoi Fans who seem to be dragging to the ground with them.
And with that every male character in existence has fallen, where day after day they are forced to have sex with other male characters for the obessive Yaoi fangirl's enjoyment. It wasn't till after the several surviving women returned fighting the Yaoi Fans till every one of them were driven away from the fandom worlds. But cause of the damage they have done to the fandom and the male's minds it took nearly a decade or so for the fandom worlds to recover.
And you see my friends, this is the lame story of how Yaoi has ruined several Fandoms for me to the point I lost the love I have for them now...