Hi! This is a collection of Jaspis Oneshots for all you Jaspis lovers out there:3

Some of these will be connected, this one is connected to the next chapter.

This first one is A COLLEGE AU from Lapis' POV. Enjoy.

She Can't Take A Hint

Unfortunately, I happen to be at the receiving end of every bad thing the world could possibly throw at me.

And I mean everything.

But out of all the things that could be going wrong right now, this one involves being at a restaraunt waiting for someone who was supposed to be here TWO HOURS AGO.

Yes, you guessed it. I'm being stood up. Fan-FUCKING-tastic.

And what's worse: the waiters and waitresses keep walking past me with pitying faces. And one even has the nerve to walk up and ask if everything's okay.

While in the process calling me sweetie.

I am Lapis Lazuli, and I don't want to be here anymore.

I smooth my blue hair away from my face and stand up, pushing the chair in.

I'm about to walk out the door when someone says,"Hey."

I turn around and look. A tall woman with long messy whitish blonde hair is standing a few yards behind me. She's wearing the same uniform the other workers are wearing...gods, her curves...but no apron. In fact, she's slipping on a leather jacket like she's about to leave...hiding her beautiful curves...AHEM.

I tuck a strand of hair behind my ear and cross my arms. "What?"

She walks closer, slowly, and I get a full view of her face. She has light brown eyes, tan skin, and plump, pouty lips...gods don't look at those...that are drawn up in a smirk. "Are you the one who was stood up?" Her voice is deep and rough, but fits her. It doesn't sound too boyish or too girlish.

What is she talking about? "I AM being stood up. Now if you'd excuse me, I have to go home and study." I say, turning around, about to open the door, when an arm reaches over my head and opens it for me. "Thank you." I snap, not meaning it as she follows me into the chilly night.

"Study for what?"

I groan inwardly. "Exams."

She's still following me. I'm about to scream,"WHAT DO YOU WANT, WOMAN!?" when she bursts out," Do I have those?"

"Of course, if you're in college." I honestly don't know why I'm still talking to her.

"What, did you think I went to secondary school?"

No, I thought you went to preschool.

"Name's Jasper Scarlet Brooks." she says.

I think she was expecting me to start gushing about her, because she's finally stopped talking and is looking at me expectantly.

"Um...who?"

She frowns. Crosses her arms. "I know you know me, Lapis Lazuli."

How did she know my name?

"And don't be surprised that I knew your name, I work there, I know the names of everyone who comes in and out of there." She gestures to the restaraunt.

"Oh." I pause. "Then who are you?"

She hisses. "If you don't know, then you don't care...and if you don't care, why SHOULD I tell you? Christ."

"Look, lad-er-Jasper, I pretty much live under a rock when it comes to famous people, so don't blame me for something I didn't know." I say, crossing my arms.

She bows her head. "That's fair." She looks back up at me, the smirk completely gone from her face. Her...admittedly beautiful face.

Oh gods, shut up, brain.

She reaches into her jacket pocket and throws a roll at me. "Catch, brat. You gotta be hungry."

I catch it with two hands, then look back up at her. "Er...thanks."

"Don't mention it." she says, raising one hand in a sort-of wave. "See you soon." she says, turning around and walking away.

My gaze follows her until she disappears around the side of the building.

The golden diamond shape from the front of her uniform shimmers at me in my mind's eye.