Chapter one, A day in the woods.
Link was riding along the woods when suddenly, he hit a tree. Yes, a tree. He fell off. When he woke up, he saw a skull kid riding away with Epona, and his….. OCORINA? "I should've know to pay attention to the road and not the sign on my watch!" Link said. Yes, he said. He chased him. He hit a tree. (Yes, again) And the next thing he knew, he was a DEKU SCRUB! "WHAT THE HACK!" He yelled. "You mean heck." A yellow fairy said. "No, I mean heck." Link said. "STUPID!" Another blue fairy said. "Who the fence are you!" Link said. "I am Tattle…" the yellow one said. "And I am Tale…." The blue said. "AND WE ARE THE TATTLE TALES!" They said. "Now, let's go Tale." The Skull Kid said. "What about me?" Tattle asked. "Well, your ugly, so I don't like you." The Skull Kid said. (Uh. For now on, Skull Kid is SK.) "Let's go and plot evil!" Tale said. "BYE SIS!" he yelled as they left. "Crud, let's get outta here." Tattle said. "Agreed!" Link yelled.
(Well since I'm lazy, we'll skip to the tower.)
"HEY! SKULL KID! GET BACK HERE AND TAKE ME WITH YOU!" Tattle yelled. "Too bad." SK said. "Stop the moon for god's sake giants." Tale said. "That won't work, I just know. NOW GIVE ME BACK MY OCORINA!" Link yelled. "Mm…. Whatever." SK said. "Here." SK gave it to Link. "YAY!" Link yelled. Plays song of time "Do, do, do do do! Do do do do do do do do do do do doo!" "Link, shut up and play the dang song!" Tattle said. "Ok." Link said. "NOW!" Tattle yelled. And time went back. END CHAPTER! Not one of my best fics.
