A Series of Unsuccessful Attempts to Make Fun of the Teen Titans
By Angela Scarlett
Disclaimer: If I owned Teen Titans, why would I be writing fanfiction?
Chapter 1: Ruining Robin's Day
Robin entered the main room of Titans Tower rather cheerfully. It was only 5:30 in the morning, and everyone else was still asleep. Perfect timing. A mysterious young woman had been hiding in front of the couch, waiting for the opportune moment to totally screw up his day. Sure enough, as Robin reached down into the small refrigerator, she jumped out, or, rather, fell over the couch trying to jump out. Robin screamed bloody murder anyway. "WHO ARE YOU?" he cried as the woman got to her feet.
"Pay no attention to the twenty-something college dropout trying to torment you anonymously!" The woman said as she hid back in her hiding place.
"Um, ok, but seriously, what is your name, and what are you doing here? You've put me in an unusually bad mood this morning." Robin asked again as he walked over and sat on the couch, stepping on the woman's toes on the way.
"Must you be so obsessive? Well, fine. You can call me Gertrude, and, well, I already told you why I'm here." The woman got up and sat next to him. "Gum?" She took a wad of bubble gum out of her mouth and offered it to him.
"Eh, no thanks. Wanna stay for a while?" Robin, slightly grossed out, declined the offer, but at least attempted to be polite to this strange, obnoxious girl.
"Nah, I got other people to torture down at Dr. Stefani's office in Steel City. But thanks anyway." She put the gum back in her mouth and blew a giant bubble. And, as she got up, she gave Robin a nice, friendly hug (and a small wedgie, just to be annoying), and finally left.
So that's Chapter 1! If you don't like it, it's probably because I wrote it in, like, five minutes. All of this was made up off the top of my head (and my dog put in some input too…). Next I'll torment Brother Blood (since he's in Steel City and I wanted to torment each character in a different order). Leave feedback! Please! I love hearing other people's ideas! I'll update fast, I promise!