This is a made up story of how Leo got a girlfriend. Note this girlfriend is you. ATTENTION ALL BOYS. THE STORY FOR YOU IS SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT AND IS THE SECOND CHAPTER. The reference to you, is you. The reference to insert self. You but insert your self. Reference to I, is me the author to this particular story. I do not own PJO characters or books. This is very depressing because it would be awesome if I did.
One day when you were walking with Leo, Leo got shot by the Potato king. (Who wasn't a giant Potato, it was a giant celery stick. (The tomato king was a giant potato and the celery stick king was a giant tomato .))
(if you get shot by one of these kings you can die because there shot is full of so much healthy stuff it can kill you. This was because one day a few cheeses back the tomato king was bored of being king of tomatoes so he went to the potato king and asked if they could switch kingly jobs. Since the potato king was also bored of being king potatoes the decided to switch kingly jobs.
Then one unicornish day the celery stick king was also bored of his job and asked to be the ruler of potatoes and switched with the giant tomato. It's been so ever since and they lived licoricly ever after. The reason Leo was shoot was because he had stepped in his imaginary bubble of awesomeness.
(So for this next part of the story you have to blame the potato kings imaginary bubble of awesome.) So then you had to give Leo CPR. Leo woke up shouting "Turkey burger!" This obviously confused you.
He was so happy that you saved him so he (Insert own word. Btw it has to be kissed.) you. Lucky for him you didn't complain. Ever since this magical and weird experience, Leo told everyone. So everyone was calling you two Boyfriend and girlfriend.
I will right other story's with you as a Demi-god and your life as one.