This is one of my many song parodies. However, this one was written after a long and exhaustive debate amongst friends about which bishounen belonged in whose harem... Someone (I forget who) said that they wanted them all now, and I replied with "you sound like that girl from Will Wonka" and then proceeded to sing this.

I have since polished it (hopefully). Should anyone see a misspelled name, please notify me so I may correct it.

*To be sung to the tune of "I Want it Now"

The Bishounen Song

Bishies, Beeshies
I want Bishounen wrapped up for my birthday
Well... every day
And by the way

I want a feast
I want a Bish feast
Vincent and Gourry
And Clavis and Omi
You must bring them to me

No, now

I want them all
In my own harem
Tasuki, Miroku
Chiaki, and Kenshin
I want their attention

Give 'em to me now

I want Yue
I want Sanosuke
I want to lock them
Both up in my pocket
All covered in chocolate

Give them to me now

I want Kira
And Aya and Fuuma
All they will wear
Is their beautiful hair and
I won't ever share 'em

Spike, Folken, Duo, Takuto, and Yuuhi
It will be just like a dream
And if you don't give all the bishies to me
I'm going to scream

I want Kuno
I want Ferio
They are my prizes:
Bishounen surprises
Of all shapes and sizes

And now

Don't care how, I want them now
Don't care how, I want them now