Rise of the Shadowkhan
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Dipper Pines looked at the strange book inside then hidden compartment he takes it up. He reads it and is amazed at all that he-
"BLAH! BLAH BLAH! Like we haven't already read this scene a hundred times already!" Snapped a demonic creature that just poofed into existence.
Dipper gaped in horror. The creature wore a business suite, had multiple, long, slender arms, and no face!
The creature(somehow) smirked. "Let's mix things up!" He reaches over several universes and snatches an Oni mask from a very surprised Demon sorcerer.
"Time for a makeover boy!" Before Dipper can resist- SMACK!
GAH! THE MASK IS EATING MY FACE! Screams Dipper as the mask dose just that. The creature laughs as Dipper rolls on the ground in agony.
"HA! Yes! Succumb to your inner darkness and- The creature frowned. "Wait...is that really where I want to go with this? I mean the whole 'fight your inner demons' shtick is great and all...But it's been done to death-
GAH! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!? I COULDN'T BE IN MORE PAIN!
-"And the whole reason I'm doing this in the first place is to avoid cliches"-
IT'S IN THE BONE! IT'S IN THE BONE!
-"Not to mention he'll probably go all Emo(shudder) no thank you!"-
GAH! NO! GLURGLE! IT'S MAKING ME VOMIT MY OWN BLOOD!
-"Still where dose that leave me then? It's a very interesting plot coupon these "Oni Masks"...be a shame to waste them"-
SMACK! Why- CRACK! -Won't- WHACK! -I- SMACK -DIE!?
-"Ah, to blood with it! I'll just do a treasure hunt mixed with an unnatural selection motif! That'll entertain me...for awhile."
He snaps his fingers and the mask dissolves into Dippers skin turning into a tattoo.
"Alright kid, here's the skinny: you have the masks power but none of the 'drawbacks'. And it'll be the same for whatever other plot coupon you find! Since I hate exposition, I'll just insert the info in your "Great Book of Everything" to save us time. Now if you'll excuse me I have 'treasure' to 'hide'."
And so the creature left as mysteriously as he came...Leaving Dipper huddled in troubled fetal position, sobbing hysterically...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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