secret life

Disclaimer: I do not own Jimmy Neutron.

Chapter 1,

"Nerdtron, your father can't even walk in a straight line! He would just crash and burn in the parent's dance-a-thon." Cindy teased as she crossed her arms over her chest.

"Well, Vortex, I hear that your parents are not even going to participate in the parent's dance-a-thon." Jimmy said, getting angry.

"Well you heard right, Nerdtron. My parents enjoy watching the other parents make fun of themselves, but if they dad enter the contest they would be awesome and win the grand prize." Cindy said with a smirk.

"Cindy!" Someone said and the voice made Cindy freeze, so Jimmy looked up and saw Libby walking over to them.

"Hey, Jimmy, tell Sheen and Carl that we say hey. Now, come on Cindy, we have some shopping to do." Libby said and without another word Cindy followed her. Jimmy stormed off and went to Carl's house.

"Did Libby really say hi?" Sheen asked with hopeful eyes. He and Libby dated for a while but she broke up with him because she felt like they were going too fast with their relationship. Granted that Sheen was still a bit obsessed with Libby and he would probably take her back in a second.

"Yes, she really said hi, but can we please get back to the fight with me and Cindy?" Jimmy said, and Cark looked over at him.

"But I don't understand, Jimmy, you and Cindy fight all the time, what's so special about this fight?" Carl asked and Jimmy shook his head.

"I don't know, it's just that we have been fighting so much lately. It wasn't that long ago that Libby was gossiping about us playing footsie in the library. And now Cindy just seems so, so angry, and it seems that she is taking it out on me." Jimmy said.

"Well, maybe Cindy is angry." Sheen suggested and Jimmy rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, sure, and why would Cindy be angry? She has parents that don't embarrass her, she is a popular girl who is friends with Libby who is another popular girl, and her parents have high paying jobs so she never has to worry about money. What would she of all people, have to be angry about?" Jimmy said.

"Oh, come on Jim. You have no idea what's going on in Cindy's life." Carl said.

"Yeah, I mean it's not like you can watch every single moment of her life." Sheen said and Jimmy rolled his eyes again.

"Technically I could send a nano-bot to spy on her." Jimmy said and Carl scoffed.

"Spying is wrong, Jimmy. Besides even if you saw what she did, that doesn't mean that you will understand what she feels or what she thinks of each situation that she has to deal with." Carl said, and Jimmy thought about this for a second.

"I think I could figure out a way around that. Thanks for the talk guys." Jimmy said as he left his friends with their usual looks of confusion. Once in the lab, he walked over to his computer.

"Goddard, come here boy." He called to his loyal mechanical pup who rushed over.

"Goddard, I want you to unlock all of the video footage you have involving Cindy Vortex." Jimmy said as he plugged Goddard into the computer. Once uploaded to the computer he focused the images in on Cindy's face.

"Soon we should be able to have facial recognition for every emotion that Cindy possesses." Jimmy said and Goddard barked.

"Now for the brainwaves." Jimmy said as he walked over to the Neutron voice synthesizer, which made Goddard whine.

"It's ok boy, I am not doing what I did last time. I really don't want to be a girl again. I am just taking the synthesizer to give to some microscopic robots so that I will be able to record what Cindy thinks and transfers the information here. Once the facial recognition is complete, I will be able to record what Cindy feels throughout the day." Jimmy stated. Jimmy and Goddard worked in the lab for several hours before he was interrupted from his work.

"Eureka, Goddard!" Jimmy shouted as he held up the full body suit.

"Ha, ha. Now I will be able to get as much dirt on Cindy Vortex as I want. But I should ensure that I am only getting Cindy's thoughts and feelings so I should get some of her DNA for the scanners of the bots and the hologram machine." Jimmy said as he placed the suit beside a bubble-like dome.

"How will you get Cindy's DNA?" Goddard's robotic voice asked and Jimmy smiled, but before he could answer, his mother's voice echoed throughout the lab.

"Jimmy, don't forget that we are going to the Vortex's for dinner since your father is working with Sasha and her publishing company." She reminded him.

"That's how Goddard. I will go over to Cindy's place and get some DNA off her hair brush or her fork, and it will be enough to focus the machine on her thoughts and feelings." Jimmy said as he threw off his lab coat and walked outside. He was almost to the house when Goddard ran in front of him and made him stop walking.

"What is it boy?" Jimmy asked and Goddard opened his communication screen.

"What do you hope to accomplish with this invention?" The robotic voice asked.

"Goddard, I am sick of Cindy bulling me all the time. She mocks my mistakes, my inventions, my family, and everything else in my life. It's time to level the playing field and dig out some of Cindy's skeletons, so that for once, Jimmy Neutron will finally get the upper hand against Cindy Vortex." Jimmy said crossing his arms.

"But that is an invasion of her privacy." Goddard said and Jimmy rolled his eyes for the third time that day.

"Well maybe it's time for her privacy to be invaded. No one is perfect and yet Cindy seems to think that she is perfect. She should get knocked down a few pegs." Jimmy said and Goddard whined.

"But what if you see something that you don't want to see?" Goddard asked.

"Well that is a risk that I am willing to make. Now be a good boy and head to your charging station." Jimmy finally ordered and the mechanical dog obeyed.

Jimmy was getting frustrated that man's best friend and his best friend were basically taking Cindy's side. I mean sure they were still friends to some degree, but ever since Libby and Sheen broke up, the girls have been drifting away from the boys. Actually now that he thinks about it, Cindy and him have been acting more like enemies ever since that day.

Perhaps Libby explained why she broke up with Sheen and that's why Cindy has become more angry and hostile towards him. That must be the reason for Cindy's sudden behavior change. But Libby was still kind to Sheen, so maybe Cindy just holds grudges. All in all, Jimmy would find out the answer soon.