A/N. I did a version of this song with me singing to Jesus, but this was haunting me since I haven't been able to get this song out of my head. I'm dedicating it to that wonderful person who made a Moliver/Lackson video to this song.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything by Michael Buble or Hannah Montana. But I guess I own the parody.


Miley & Lilly Are "Everything"


Summary: Jackson and Oliver have prepared a song for their gals.


"Did ya get it?" Oliver asked hurriedly to Jackson, as he joined him by Rico's stage and answered him by presenting a CD.

"Mixed it at the studio when Miles wasn't looking"

"Great. I'll get it ready."

Jackson and Oliver stood on the stage moments later and gave their girlfriends' a wave.

"We have a very special message we wanted to get around to our lay-daies. Who make us crazy. And who are so..."

"Frika, frika fresh." Oliver put in finishing Jackson's dedication (that he wrote) and pressed play on the CD player.

It was a mixed version of the song 'Everything' in karaoke form, sped up so it was almost twice as fast as it originally was, so the boys could almost rap to it if they wanted to. Oliver held the mike and met Miley's eyes.

"You're a superstar. I mean like Hannah Montana,

You're as fine as the sand, Just like the Olive-a

You're the surf when I can actually catch a wave

You're a smokin' Tennessee babe.

And you like the boys, but you like me too,

Ah, when you forgot that I was one, I rebuked

Baby, you can't pretend that the Oken ain't here for you

'Cause you painted my nails a coral blue.

And through those smokin' fires..."

Jackson grabbed the mike from him,singing the next line.

"I can't believe you actually fall for those lines."

Oliver pushed him away and got down on one knee.

"It's you. It's you. Though you can't help Jackson sing.
You're every hottie. You're every cute lady. You're every guy's dream".

"Except mine" Jackson added to the end of his part of the song, grabbing the mike again as Miley did a little clap at Oliver's bowing.

"You're a bottle of maple syrup, with a bendy straw

And you might have been the first girl I didn't adore,

You made me realize, You're not from outer space,

You're just the cute girl who was always over at my place."

Lilly felt tears welling. Yes, partly was because Jackson was a horrendous singer and a walrus comparison didn't give him enough credit. But mostly it was because they both couldn't sing to save themselves, and it was beautiful that he tried.

"And I can't believe, that you like Spiderman,
And you let me dress up like him, just because I can,
If you turned some guy gay, and your other boyfriend cheated on you,
Some Jacksonator lovin' ought to get you through.

And though your friendssssss are spies

When it comes to you and I,
It's you. It's you. You think I'm 'The King'
You're every chocolate bar. You're every candy. You're my sweet thing."

The two boys put their heads together and both sung into the mike.

"La, la, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la la."

There were cheers and catcalls when the boys finished and Miley and Lilly exchanged a look, their faces heating up.

"So what'd you think?" Oliver asked Miley as he came down to her.

TBC


This is going to be a two shot which is why I ended the first part here. What is Miley's response? And what does Rico do to steal the show?

Review to find out! And to find out soon!

And no. This is NOT me taking a break from 'If My Girlfriend's Rico There's Gonna Be Trouble.' So go there and review too!