Proto-falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Dipper Pines...or whatever he was, just sighed. His Grunkle Ford, the man he'd just brought back through the portal...now had a gun pointed to his chest.
"Explain yourself! Who- What are you!? Why did you bring me back here!?"
'Dipper' sighed. "It all started several months ago...'we' were minding our own business...When 'he' showed up-
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"Well, well, well, well! What have we here!?" Shouted the strange creature who just appeared in the Shack.
The mystery Shack gang looked at him in horror! He wore a business suite, had numerous long, slender arms, and had no face!
The creature looks them over and points to them all in turn. "Hmmm...Side character man child...Fiery red head precious crush...Little boy who inexplicably find a 'great book of everything'...Cuckoolander twin sister...And cantankerous old conman...Don't get me wrong, I like the premise you got going here...but it's all been done rather to death, hasn't it?...Let's shake things up a bit, shall we?"
He reaches into another universe and snatches a canister from a very surprised Alex Mercer.
"W-what's that?" Asks a terrified Dipper Pines. "Oh this? Oh, nothing much...Just the Black Light Virus." Admits the creature as he precariously juggles the canister. "Nasty stuff, could mess this town a thousand times over. But don't worry, as long as it's sealed in this very breakable canister-
CRACK!
Oops! Shouted the creature with mirth! "Clumsy me!" He says with a laugh. The gang didn't respond...they were too busy 'dying'...as was the rest of the town...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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