Crazy Random Time
Hi! This is mainly to get out my whackiness, so prepare to be freaked!
I don't own PoM... BANANA!
May walked through the zoo, and to the penguin habitat. She made sure no one was looking, and hopped over the gate, and into the HQ below the iceberg. Needless to say, the penguins inside were shocked.
"May, how did you get in here?" Skipper demanded.
"You shouldn't leave your door unlocked" May responded smartly. She looked around, and sat down in front of the TV next to Private.
Randomly, May decided to ask a question.
"So when will Kowalski and Skipper confess their feelings?" she blurted. The penguins weren't as shocked as you might think, but that was probably because they misunderstood.
"I've already confessed to Doris, and Skipper doesn't like-" Kowalski began, but May cut him off.
"No... I meant that you two are in love, and when will you admit it?" she explained. This caused Kowalski and Skipper to both spit out the coffee they were drinking.
"WHAT!" they shouted in unison. May cocked her head.
"Oh, and Kowalski, it's not healthy to hide your feelings for Private behind Doris" she said, effectively tearing Private's gaze away from the TV.
"Say WHAT" Kowalski said, his brain was having trouble processing May's... randomness.
"And Skipper, tsk tsk, poor Rico knows you want him! He wants you too!" May exclaimed, ignoring Kowalski.
"Wuzzat!" Rico cried.
Before May could get another word in, Kowalski came to a conclusion.
"May, how many pairings have you read on FanFiction in the past twenty-four hours?"
OMFG XD! If you liked this let me know and I'll make another!