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I have a grand sweeping epic prepared for you, my chidlren. I'm not the best inn English or speeling so I have goten my friend, Philip, to help me with my language skills.
(Philip (Don't worry, I try our my best!) )
So, let's get started: in the fields of Hogwarts!
Chapter One: Fields of Barley
Karla strode out into the fields of barley dshifitly like a sinister undisclosed panther. She looked very stunning, sluy and slinky. Her hair was light jet black, and flowed down her face like a gushing waterfall on a rock.
Karla gently eased the sparkling strands away from her jewel eyes. They glimmered in the dusk sunset like sapphire green. Her powderey pasty face contraseted with such striking nigro colours of her hair and the earthy limelight of her eyes.
She started to skip across the fields of barley and singing as she galloped:
"La la la la la laaa laaa! La lalala lalala la la!
Laaaa!"
Her gentle figure started to roll about and laugh hysterically as she tickled herself with her long wand.
For Karla was a witch! She was gay and laughed often whilst she sparked off some magicka. For this is the life of a witch!
"Karla, what are you doing?" murmered a slight and soft voice. It was Hermoine the Puppy, who was Karla's ugly girlfriend. Every girl has one of those friends: the friend you have so the boys think you look even better than you already do. This was the job of Hermoine the Puppy.
"Hermoine", squealed Karla who was orgasmic to see her grenade friend. She stroked her hair, kissed her on the head, and then threw her to the ground whilst laughing hysterically.
Hermoine the Puppy landed onto the barley fields and barley was able to not land on her skull. However, she was gleaming, for she was fucking lucky to have even been noticed by the amazing Karla.
As Karla started doing starfish jumps in the barley field, two young men walked other to our heroes. One of them had a redburning scar on his head and one had redburning hair. Of course you know who these guys are!
Harry Potter the Twat and Ron Weasley the Dumb!
Ron is ugly and ginger (pfft) and Harry is just a sucking twat. However, Karla was a good friend and she would look after her little bitche.
"Come here my little children" exclaimed Karla in a bouncy and cheery voice!
Harry and Ron ran up to Karla and suckled at her breast, like all little baby animals do. Hermione the Puppy ran over to Karla and curled up beside her like a little kitten.
This was how the crew would usually spend their days, sleeping and bucking in the fields of barley. That was...until one fateful day
WHAT HAPPENED?
STAY TOONED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!