Author's Note: This is just random ideas I come up with. Some are funny, some are stupid, and some are just weird. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Total Drama series. LEAVE CASEY ALONE.
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Alejandro and Owen went to the supermarket. While Owen was looking at the food in the bakery, Alejandro bought a couple of lottery tickets.
"So, Al, what did ya buy?" Owen asked once the two were walking in the parking lot.
"Oh, nothing, just tickets for the lottery," Alejandro replied, holding up said tickets, "I'm feeling lucky!"
"Really? How does the lottery work, again?" Owen said while stuffing his face with a chocolate pastry.
"Well, Owen, when you buy a ticket, you get six numbers assigned to you," Alejandro explained, "And if your six numbers match the ones drawn on Saturday, you get money! Right now, the jackpot is 170 million dollars!"
"Woah! That's more than Heather won last season!" Owen said, causing Alejandro's eye to start twitching dangerously. Noticing this, Owen continued, "What are you going to do if you win, Al?"
"With that money," Alejandro said exictedly, putting his arm around Owen, "We could get sports cars! Fine wine! Women!"
"Great Gastby!" Owen yelled, "But...what do you get if you don't win?"
"A Toyota, sugar-free grape juice, and Heather."
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Lindsay and Noah were having a (mostly one sided) intelectual argument.
"No, no, no, Lindsay!" Noah said, "The economical crisis is worldwide!"
"Actually, Noah," Lindsay said smugly, "I did a study and found out that only seven people are having money troubles right now!"
"Oh, really? Who are these seven people?" Noah retorted.
Lindsay began to count off with her fingers, "Me, you, him, her, we, us, and them."
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Duncan brought his report card home from school one day. Once his father saw it, he was furious.
"Five F's!" he yelled, "This deserves a whooping!"
"I know, Dad," Duncan replied, "My teacher lives right around the corner from here."
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Author's Note: So, how stupid was that? Super stupid? Moderately stupid? Slightly stupid? Tell me in the reviews! =)