So this is my latest story that has come from my semi-dirty mind. It's all just fun and games until you give me a keyboard now isn't it. This will not be continued but will instead be a series of one shots ranging from smut to fluff to everything in between. Feel free to send me requests. I'll do my best to attempt to take on all of my requests but no guarantees. And just so you know I DON'T do lesbian, gay, or sex oneshots. If you ask for a MakaxTsubaki fanfic or a SoulxKid be prepared for a friendship oneshot. It's not that I refuse to make them its just that it's nearly IMPOSSIBLE for me to. Trust me it just comes out awkward. This is probably the closest you'll get to a sex oneshot. I do make references to sex but it never goes past the shirt and bra coming off. So review if you like this or if you have any ideas for another oneshot you'd like to see.


Maka sat in professor Stein's classroom surrounded by her friends. Stein had stepped out of the classroom to scold Spirit for once again interrupting his class time to once again attempt to apologize to Maka for spending her birthday in Chupa Cabras. Maka, personally, was hoping that Stein's 'scolding' included a scalpel and a deadly overdose of anesthesia. "So you mean to tell me that BlackStar finally grew a pair and asked you out?" Maka was pulled from her thoughts on her father's death and back into the conversation her female weapon friends were holding.

"Tsubaki, you're kidding!?" Maka looked over at her best friend and noticed the pink tainting her cheeks. "Seriously?" Tsubaki nodded slightly causing both of the Thompson sisters to squeal with delight and Maka to just smiled happily for her friend. "I've known BlackStar for a while. Despite his ego he's a good guy, he'll be sure to treat you right Tsu. Besides if he doesn't he knows I'll kick him in the balls and make sure the Star Clan never continues." Maka smiles sweetly, but a small evil glint could be seen in her eyes. Liz and Tsubaki stared at Maka nervously, while patty just started laughing like the violent maniac she was.

"So, onto bigger and better things. Tsubaki is finally getting somewhere with BlackStar so now all that's left is Maka and Soul." Liz smiled like it was no big deal and Tsubaki stifled a giggle at the shocked look adorning Maka's features. "What? You like him don't you?"

Maka blushed a dark shade of red and looked down at her desk. She mumbled something incoherent and Liz smirked leaning in closer to hear. "What was that Maka-chan?" Maka mumbled something once again this time catching Tsubaki's attention and causing her to lean closer as well. "You're going to have to speak up Maka." Maka gritted her teeth and once again repeated herself this time slightly louder. Liz, in a cheerful mood, deided to mess with Maka some more. "I'm sorry I didn't catch that. Could you say that one more time for me?"

Patty started laughing catching a few nearby students' attention. "Don't be silly sis! Maka-chan is trying to say that she has a HUUUGGGGEEE crush on Soul-kun! Isn't that right Maka-chan!?"

The three girls stared in shock at the younger demon pistol. The room went silent and all the students were trying to decide who to stare at. Maka or Soul. "Patty! You don't go yelling stuff like that! Even if it's true!" Liz, in an attempt to scold her sister, of course ended up once again making things worse.

Maka looked around the room and noticed the eerie silence surrounding her and the many pairs of eyes glued to her. Maka looked down a few rows to where her weapon partner and her other two male friends were sitting. There was a blank look on Soul's face, one Maka knew all to well. It was the same expression he wore when he turned down all those other girls that fawned over him. Maka pushed her hair out from behind her desk and stood up. "I-um-I. I'm sorry." Maka grabbed her books off her desk and ran out of the classroom.

The silence remained for a few seconds before Liz stepped in. "Go back to what you were doing guys. Show's over!"

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Maka sat on the roof of Shibusen, staring out at the city. She never planned on letting Soul know she liked him. She of all people knew that relationships with your partner didn't work out. Her mama and papa were the perfect example of that. But stupid Liz and stupid Patty had to interfere. They had to spill her secret to the entire class. They just had to go and ruin her partnership with Soul. The door to the roof opened and Maka turned expecting to see Soul getting ready to tell her how stupid she was. Instead there stood BlackStar with a nervous look on his face. "Uh Maka, you might want to go to the infirmary. Soul kinda got into an accident." Maka felt something in her chest tighten at the news. Was Soul ok? What happened? Apparently she had voiced those questions out loud because BlackStar started answering for her. "Soul is fine. He just got into a fight with a few guys. He fractured his wrist, nothing bad." Maka sighed with relief and followed BlackStar back into the school.

"So mind explaining what happened?"

BlackStar shrugged and looked back at the blonde meister. "Nothing big, just a couple guys talking shit about how lame you are. And you know how protective Soul gets when someone talks about you. He must have punched the first guy pretty hard for him to fracture his wrist." Maka blushed. Even though he didn't return her feelings he still took care of her. The two entered the infirmary and Maka noticed three things. One. There were two boys in bandages sleeping on the cots. Two. Soul had an ace bandage wrapped around his hand. And Three. There was a wide, triumphant grin in replace of his usual bored expression.

"Classes are almost over so if you'd like I can give you and Soul permission to leave school early." Maka jumped at the sudden appearance of nurse Nygus.

Maka was about to deny the offer when her partner rushed over and covered her mouth with his good hand. "Great idea Nurse Nygus. We'll just be on our way home now. Thank you very much." Nygus and BlackStar started laughing as Soul dragged a very reluctant Maka out of the school.

BlackStar turned towards his adopted mother and smirked. "You know they're gonna hook up right?"

Nygus just smiled and patted BlackStar's head. "Why do you think I gave them the rest of the day off?" Nygus winked at BlackStar before tending her her other two patients courtesy of Soul.

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Soul finally released his grip on Maka when the two made it outside. "Seriously Maka? You were about to turn down a chance to skip school? So uncool." Maka stared at the ground and followed behind her weapon quietly. The duo finally reached Soul's bike when he motioned for Maka to get on first. Maka stared at the white haired boy for a moment in confusion. Soul's response was to hold up his bandaged hand. "You don't really expect me to drive like this do you?"

Maka shook her head and got onto the bike. Soul got on behind her and dug his keys out of his pocket. "Listen, Soul, about today is class-"

"It's nothing let's just go home." Maka felt her heart shatter at the nonchalant tone he used when describing her indirect confession. Maka turned on the motorcycle and started off slowly. Unlike Soul she was quite cautious when driving the motorcycle because she didn't have as much experience as Soul.

They reached a red light and Maka slowed to a stop. Taking the long break the red light would offer them Maka decided to fill in the now awkward silence. "Soul. I'm sorry you had to find out that way. I never meant for you to find out at all, but you know Liz and Patty. I know you don't feel the same way so it's o-" Maka was cut off by the feeling of something soft and warm pressing against the juncture between her neck and her shoulder. "Wha-?"

She felt Soul's hot breath on her ear and an unfamiliar warmth filled her stomach. "Who said I didn't feel the same way?" Maka felt her heart rate quicken and her palms become sweaty. She was frozen, until she felt Soul's low chuckle vibrate through her. "You might want to drive princess, don't want to start a traffic jam now do you?" Maka looked up and noticed that the light had in face turned green. Maka also noticed that the hand Soul had been using to hold onto her shoulder to keep from falling off, had somehow managed to slip down to her waist and was now tracing delicate shapes onto her exposed hip.

"S-Soul! What are you doing!?"

Soul chuckled and scraped his dangerously sharp teeth against the soft skin of Maka's neck, sending shivers down her spine and causing a heat to pool up in her lower abdomen. "Shh. Don't speak, just drive." Maka just nodded. She tried to swallow, but her throat had gone dry. Soul was now nibbling at Maka's earlobe with his teeth and Maka felt a shudder of pleasure rake through her body. how did he know she was turned on by his teeth.

Luck was either on her side of was out to get her that day because once again she hit a red light. Soul ran his tongue against the shell of Maka's ear and she shivered. Maka felt the need to rub her thighs together, in order to relieve herself of some of the built up tension she was feeling, but with her straddling the motorcycle that wasn't possible. And there lies another problem in Maka's life at the moment. The motorcycle. The vibrations from the bike was sending shock waves of pleasure through her system and with Soul's warm and delicate fingers rubbing circles on her skin and his mouth perfroming wonders on her neck she felt overwhelmed with pleasure. "You alright Maka?" And here is where the pleasure turned into frustration. Soul knew he was teasing her. Soul knew she was in love with him, and yet he still chose to tease her.

"Soul Stop!" Maka's voice was shaky and Soul knew it.

Soul trailed his tongue up the length of her neck until he was breathing in her ear once again. "Why should I? You're in love with me aren't you?" Maka jumped at the feeling of him pressing two fingers against the pooling heat in her panties. "And it sure seems like you're enjoying yourself. In fact you're absolutely wet." Maka wasn't sure when he had moved his hand under her skirt but she was caught off guard enough to let a breathy moan of his name escape her lips. Soul chuckled and placed a delicate kiss at the base of her jaw. The light turned green and Maka gained enough sense to speed off in the direction of their apartment. Under normal circumstances she would take it slow as a safety precaution, but at that moment, with Soul teasing her and pushing her towards her limit, Maka wanted nothing more than to get off of this oversized vibrator.

Maka parked in front of their apartment, but she felt to weak to make her way up the stairs and into her room behind the locked door like she oh so desperately wanted to do. Suddenly she was lifted up bridal style by the source of all her problems at the moment. "I've got you princess." Maka blushed and turned away from him, still frustrated over the ride home. "Oh and Maka." Soul placed her on the ground and in front of their door. Soul grabbed Maka by the chin and forced her to face him. "I love you too." Without giving her a moment to respond Soul pressed his lips to Maka's in a powerful and needy kiss. Soul pulled away, his signature smirk present on his face. "So...Maka, need help with your little problem?" Maka blushed and gave Soul the Maka-Chop she felt he deserved. Quite frankly she went easy on him.