No idea why but I would love to see this. I suggest you to see the clip of tongue tied first. Red Dwarf.
Keys (singing)
Will
Jack
& Norrington.
'Pretty please' Will begged for the millionth time with his best puppy dog eyes. For the past hour he's been trying to convince Norrington to help him do something special for the talent show that the Black Pearl was holding.
'Mr. Turner, why on earth would you think I would ever degrade myself in such a manner?' Norrington asked in great annoyance.
'Because, I would really, really appreciate it. So will Elizabeth.' Norrington looked at Will.
'Well… ok then. If Miss Elizabeth wants it' he said and Will jumped up in joy.
'Good, we have to get started right away' Will said and dragged Norrington to a cabin. Inside was Jack sitting on a chair.
'Sparrow? What are you doing here?' Norrington asked, shocked at seeing Jack there. Jack jumped up and walked over to Will.
'My dear friend here was in need and I have decided to help him' he said but Will smirked.
'Actually, he's just here for the costume' Will said with a smirk. Jack looked offended at first but then nodded. Norrington was confused.
'Costume? What costume?'
The day had come. Everyone was excited and sitting down, waiting for the show to finish. People went on and did their routine, getting a few claps from several watchers. They weren't that good so it was sympathy claps the people. It was time for the last routine of the day. Like all the others, Barbossa walked onto the stage to introduce the group.
'What a wonderful day we've had. Such close competition. All very good acts and now for the last act. The Liza Lovers presenting Tongue Tied.' Everyone clapped as Will, Jack and Norrington walked onto the stage. They were wearing red glittery jackets and matching pants. The Audience laughed and Norrington sighed. He still didn't know why he chose to participate. The trio stood in there in a triangle for a moment before the music started and they began to sing.
When I saw you for the first time (first time)
My knees began to quiver (quiver)
And I got a funny feeling (feeling)
In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby)
My hands they started shakin' (shakin')
My heart it started thumpin' (boom, boom, boom!)
My breakfast left my body (Heuey, heuey, heuey)
It really tells me something.
Girl, you make me tongue tied (tongue tied)
Tongue Tied. Whenever you are near me (near me)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Whenever you're in town.
You make me feel like a clown, girl.
Yes, you make me tongue, tongue (tied, tied)
Tongue Tied. Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Tied, tied tongue, tongue (tongue tied, tongue tied)
Whenever you're around.
I saw you 'cross the dance floor. (dancing)
I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby)
But when I tried to speak to you (talk, talk)
My tongue unravelled to my knees (flippity, flippity flop)
I tried to say, "I love you" (love you)
But it came out kind of wrong girl (wrong girl)
It sounded like, "Noo-noo-na-nee-noo" (tongue tied)
Na-ner-ner-ner-nee-nung-nirl.
Because you make me tongue tied (tongue tied)
Tongue Tied. Whenever you are near me
Nurmy, murmy (nurmy, murmy)
Murmy, nurmy (murmy, nurmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
My trousers, they go brown, girl.
Yes, you make me nungy-nangy (nangy-nungy)
Tongue tied. Why can't I tell you cleary? (cleary)
Be-dobby-durgle-dobby-durgle (tongue tied, tongue tied)
Whenever you're around.
Oh, I'm begging on my knees
Sweet, sweet darling listen please
Understand me when I say:
Be-durble-diggle-doggle-diggle-doddle-diddle-day
I'm trying to say I'm tongue tied (tongue tied)
Tongue tied. Whenever you are near me (baby)
Nurmy, murmy (nurmy, murmy)
Murmy, nurmy (murmy, nurmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
I feel so much like cryin', girl.
Yes, you make me nungy-nangy (nangy-nungy)
Ningy-nungy. Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Be-dobby-durgle (dobby-durgle)
Durgle-dobby (durgle-dobby)
Whenever you're around (around)
Whever you're around, girl.
The trio stopped singing and tried to regain their breath. They all stared at one another before facing the audience. Some were still laughing. Elizabeth was trying so hard to keep a straight face but lost it when they looked at her. Barbossa walked onto the stage, still laughing.
'Looks like we have our winners' he called out and everyone cheered. Even Norrington couldn't help but smile.