D.I.N.O.$.A.U.R

D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
You are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
You are a dinosaur
O-L-D M-A-N
Your just an old man
Hitting on me what?
You need a cat scan

The girls in the hotspring tried to ignore the man peeping on them. They could Handle him—plus they had towels on and they were all ninja. Ranging from genin to jonin.

Oh man
Why are you starrin' at me
Mack on me and my friends its kinda a creepy
You should be prowling around the Old folks home
Come on dude!
Leave us alone

At first we thought that it was kind of ill when
We saw that you were like a billion
And still out tryin' to make a killin'
Get back to the
museum

Then he started giggling, a few girls glared at the hole were you could see his eyes.

D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
You are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
You are a dinosaur
O-L-D M-A-N
Your just an old man
Hitting on me what?
You need a cat scan

That's what you are HA!
Your pretty old hahaha

And that's when he started hitting on them, that's what did it. So they all got up and there was a surge of chakra that most men were scared into pissing their pants—most were sure Kyuubi would be scared shitless too.

Not long til' your a senior citizen
And you can strut around with that sexy tank of oxygen
Honey your toupee is fallin' to your left side
Get up and go bro!
Oh wait your fossilized HA!

Then you offered me a martini
Walk away with your hips with in sinking
Then you say, Honey wanna come with me
I'm about to barf seriously

And it was no surprise to Tsunade when Jiraiya walked into her office—scratch that he was dragging himself with one arm. After all, to all the newer generations, he was like a dinosaur. But Tsunade never would be—at least no one dare comment on her age, only Naruto did that.

D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
You are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
You are a dinosaur
O-L-D M-A-N
Your just an old man
Hitting on me what?
You need a cat scan
That's what you are HA!