JOY! The fourth in the reposting of the Zai and Ray fics, Ray's POV, and M because no one over eighteen should know what Orochimaru swims in...
"Remind me again while we're doing this Zai?" I asked my roommate/friend as we snuck quietly into the indoor pool of known evil villain, Orochimaru.
"Because SOMEBODY agreed to get blackmail pictures for Jiraya," Zai snapped back, glaring evilly in my direction. I simply smiled at her as we worked our way through the hallways. My camera was fully loaded, not to mention the camcorder that Zai had with her. I almost felt bad for Orochimaru…almost… Then I thought of all the money Jiraya was paying us for this!
"Orochimaru has strange taste…" I commented as we walked past the pool to hide behind the bleachers. There was a gigantic rainbow colored flower floatation device in the very center of the pool. It was rather…surprising…to find in the pool of a mass murdering psychopath. That is…it WAS surprising…until we saw his swimsuit. When Orochimaru came out twenty minutes after we took our positions for his 'annual swim' he wore his hair in high pigtails and had a bright purple female swimsuit that did not (IN ANY WAY) flatter his male figure. Particularly since it was one of those V-suits that neither I, nor Zai, could ever understand… Why Orochimaru was wearing one we will never know…
"We are not getting paid enough for this…" Zai commented as she began filming, I snapped pictures like the wind, holding in the laughter rising in my chest. Orochimaru jumped onto his flower floatie and it began to spin in circles around the pool with him in the center…singing "I'm a Barbie Girl" at the top of his voice. I nearly burst with laughter, and I thought I even saw Zai crack a smirk as we blackmailed. Jiraya would not be disappointed with our work…and we could charge double! Perhaps even triple! The joys of blackmailing Orochimaru…
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"OH! MY! TSUNADE YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!!!" Jiraya screamed as he ran out of the room looking for the female Sanin. This was one thing he knew she would want to be woken up for. The blackmail (which he had annoyingly had to pay triple for) had finally come! And it was well worth every cent and every second!
"What the hell is this?!" Tsunade screeched as she watched her ex-teammate singing and dancing while twirling around on a floating flower in a pool… This was something that would truly scar her for the rest of her life.
"Some blackmail I ordered from your favorite 'Evil Ones' on our favorite old friend of course!" Jiraya cheered, laughing hysterically at the horrid sight on the screen, "I have pictures too!"
"You are a sick bastard Jiraya…" Tsunade said as she left the room, most likely headed for the closest therapist…
I will give you time to get that image of Orochimaru out of your head...
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Better?