Homer Gets Drunk
by Yoshizilla-Fan
Homer Simpson was at Moe's, drowning himself in booze while at the same time eating a booze filled donut.
"Geez, Homer. Haven't you had enough booze for one night?" Moe Syzslak asked him.
"Never ask him that!" Barney Gumble remarked as he burped afterward. "He can get feisty when you get between him and his donuts and his booze." he burped loudly again, passing out from being too drunk.
Fortunately for Moe, Homer was too drunk himself to hear anything.
"Too many people are getting drunk these days. That's why many men are resorting to arousal from the most unusual things." Carl Carlson stated.
"Oh shut up, you bastard." Lenny Leonard remarked, before sneaking out to do something unusual.
"I'm surprised he hasn't succumbed to the consequences of alcohol poisoning after more than 20 years." Moe stated as Homer banged an empty beer glass counter.
"Another beer, my good man!" Homer blurted, before the beer glass shattered upon impact, the shards cutting his hand. "D'oh!" Homer cursed as his hand bled all over the counter.