Flower- My favorite chat. Divided into three parts cuz it so long. ^_^

Part One-Of Ghosts and Cousins (Or- I'd soooo hate to be Sal)

(We come open the AL- which currently holds Moonlit Shadow, Mewchu11, Pinkdragonflame, Psychovaporeon, and Salamander3. Flower appears)

(A few Gengars eye Sal and phase out)

Pinkdragonflame: (noticing Flower) Hey again^^

Flower Powerer: Hiyas.

Mewchu11: Hey Flower. Welcome back.

Salamander3: (chases after the jelly Gengar and pounces on it)

Mewchu11: The room is filled with Ghost Pokemon, kewl.

(Indeed, the room IS filled with ghost pokemon)

Jelly Gengar: (wails and struggles)

Salamander3: (bites off its legs) Mm… jellyish

Flower: (looks around nervously)

(the Gengar wails)

Flower: Phasmaphoic-ness…

Salamander3: (bits off its head) mm… jelly-headness…

Pinkdragonflame: Cool… what's it taste like?

Psychovaporeon: Moonlit get over here…

Salamander3: Jelly purple. ^^

Psychovaporeon: -_-+++

(Seven Ghastly surround Mewchu11 and dive at him all at once, his eyes go all red)

Mewchu11: (in an odd voice) Please don't eat our family…

Salamander3: MOONLIT! Ya there?????? ;_;

Pinkdragonflame: Oo

Flower: (pokes Moonlit)

Moonlit Shadow: No, I died

Salamander3: ^^;

Flower: I knew it! (backs away from Moonlit)

Salamander3: (pokes 11) Um… your not a ghost… (nod nod) yet…

Psychovaporeon: (uses author restore on Moonlit)

Flower: (is scared and hides behind Ty)

Mewchu11: (snears) He's possessed you moron.

Salamander3: oh…whads a moron? (blank expression)

(Pinkdragonflame mysteriously vanishes)

Flower: (picks up a cellphone and dials) Ghostbusters? I need help…

Pyschovaporeon: (drinks some beer)

Mewchu11: (Sighs and the Gastly leave and dive at Sal instead)

Salamander3: WHA! (dives out of the way)

Pyschovaporeon: (puts all the ghost pokemon in another phase-proof cage)

Flower: (blinks) Okay…

(Pinkdragonflame reappears looking mad)

Salamander3: Welcome back. ^^

Pinkdragonflame: …

Flower: Hiyaz… again. ^_^

(A Haunter tongue goes through the bars and Licks PV)

Mewchu11: O.o

Pinkdragonflame: that's NINE TIMES!!!

Mewchu11: Ahoy there

Pinkdragonflame: T_T

Salamander3: y_y

Flower: ^_^

Psychovaporeon: I said Phase-proof you baka!!!!

Flower: (blinks)

Pinkdragonflame: oO?

Mewchu11: Do ghost havta really follow the rules?

Salamander3: My little cousin is evil… (looks at scratch marks up and down arms)

Pinkdragonflame: Oo scary…

(psychovaporeon mysteriously vanishes like Pinkdragonflame did earlier)

Mewchu11: yikes, looks like a Sandslash got you sal…

Flower: Yeppers.

Salamander3: you can say that again… he's only five, and he can break skin… X_x

Flower: &_&

Pinkdragonflame: ouch… @.@

Salamander3: Mean little git…

Mewchu11:wow. That's crazy

Flower: (nods)

Salamander3: My cousins are all visious….

(Moonlit Shadow mysteriously vanishes like PV and Pink! O.o The case of the vanishing authors? Nah-just bad connections…)

Flower: Okay.

Salamander3: c'ept for most of the boys. (nod nod) They don't scratch. ^^

Mewchu11: They bite, right?

Pinkdragonflame: they somehow sound like evil rabid cats….

Mewchu11: lol

Pinkdragonflame: .

Flower: Heh.

Salamander3: hehe…

Flower: Yah.

Mewchu11: Sal HATES Rabid cats XP

Flower: ^_^

Salamander3: no, my little 5year old cousin bites… I had to kick him to get him off… hard..

Pinkdragonflame: Oo

Flower: Oo

Mewchu11: Oo?

Pinkdragonflame: Now he sounds like a piranha….

Salamander3: Yes I do.. . you aint got a rabid cat anyway have ya Mewwy? Oo;;

Flower: (conjures up Sal's cousin) Aww….he's kinda cute!

Pinkdragonflame: (eyes him)

Mewchu11: nah…

Flower: (watches as he latches himself onto Sal) Aww…adorable!

(He digs his teeth into Sal's leg)

Mewchu11: Does he know leech life or something?

Pinkdragonflame: Oo

Flower: Heh

Salamander3: WAAAAA!!!! . (shake shake) geddof!!!!

Mewchu11: Certainly LOOKS like leech life.

Salamander3: (uses thunder on th elil git)

Flower: SAL! That wasn't very nice)

Mewchu11: Oo ouch

(He still clings to Sal's leg, biting down hard)

Pinkdragonflame: Oo;;;;;

Flower: (sighs)

Sal: (uses mega punch over and over on him)

Flower: Oww… (pulls him away from Sal) CHILD ABUSE!

Pinkdragonflame: He must have teeth of steel….

Salamander3: (he latches onto Flower, scratching with mundo ferocity)

Flower: Oo. Alright--- you ain't so cute anymore! (feeds him to the dinosaur)

Salamander3: (cheers)

Flower: (grins)

Dino: (chomp) (chew) (swallow)

Salamander3: Just make sure he doesn't give him indigestion… Oo

Flower: (grins)

Salamander3: (feels something on his leg and looks down to see blood trickling down his fur) .

Flower: -_-

Pinkdragonflame: itai….

Mewchu11: I've seen plenty of blood today

Pinkdragonflame: ^^;;;

Flower: (shakes head)

Salamander3: (screws up face and goes off to find a syringe with a rabies vaccination in it)

Flower: Heh

Pinkdragonflame: oO

Salamander3: (wraps up blood sodden leg in bandages and grabs a crutch) ow…ow…ow…ow…

Flower: (cleans up her scratches with her author powers) All better.

Salamander3: (grumbles and sits on sofa with leg in bandages)

Mewchu11: (hits a punching bag that looks like a Blissey)
Flower: Oo

Salamander3: (fries a punching bag that looks like his little cousin)

(Both explode)

Salamnnder3: (smirks, sits back down with a crunch) OO ;____: ITAAAAIIII!!!!

Pinkdragonflame: (has a Bellsprout use stun spore on the leg)

Mewchu11: Bellsprouts are weird.

Pinkdragonflame: wobbly… Oo

Flower: (blinks)

Salamander3: (stands back up quickly) My tail! I think I've broken my tail! (picks up tail and blows on it. It's bent the wrong way from sitting on it)

Flower: Aww

Pinkdragonflame: (ties it in a knot) Oo

Salamander3: ;_____________________:

Flower: Sorry I can't help---never was good with this first aid stuff.

Salamander3: (wraps it up in bandages and blows on it continually)

Pinkdragonflame: Ouch…

Mewchu11: yesh… How about I just make a new Sal clone and put your brain in it? No prob!

Salamander3: No…I like my broken up body… (blows on tail summore) .

Flower: Heh.

Mewchu11: Oh, your choice

Salamander3: (runs into his bedroom to rejuvenate)

Pinkdragonflame: Oo

Salamander3: (has a large version of the pokecenter machine in his room)

Pinkdragonflame: Cool XD

Mewchu11: econo sized Oo

Salamander3: ^^; built it with the leftover parts of Mewwy's latest gun I took to pieces. ^^

Pinkdragonflame: ^^;;;

Flower: ^_^ okies

Mewchu11: I build a replicate gun for that

Flower: ^_^

Salamander3: (crawls into the rejuvenator and switches it on) I'll be back in five mins…it won't take too long on this I hope…

Flower: Okay…

Pinkdragonflame: (stares as it beeps and glows) coooool… (eyes a blinking red button)

Flower: Oooh glowing… OOOH! PUSH IT!

Pinkdragonflame: Niiiice…..

Flower: (pushes button) ooooh….

Pinkdragonflame: (stares as the machine starts squeaking) cooool….

Flower: Wow…It makes noises like Sal is in pain, too!

Pinkdragonflame: oO That…is a good thing…isn't it? Oo;;;;

Flower: (shrugs) Sure….

Pinkdragonflame: Oh. Okay then….

Salamander3: (comes out looking more beaten up than before) … you pushed the red button didn't you. -_-

Flower: Ummmmmm…NO?

Pinkdragonflame: (twiddles thumbs) What red button?

(PV appears again)
Salamander3: The button you pushed! .

Flower: I didn't push a red button!

Pinkdragonflame: Yo PV!

Salamander3: Heyas PV

Psychovaporeon: Hey.

Pinkdragonflame: (stares at feet)

Flower: Hi'z

Salamander3: No pushing any buttons of any kind whilst I'm in here! Okay??

Psychovaporeon: (snickers) I tore into 11 for not spending enough time with Moonlit…

Flower: (looks around, then crosses her fingers) Okay…

Salamander3: Now then.. (climbs back into the rejuvenator)

Flower: (turns a knob) This ain't no button.

Mewchu11: I noticed.

Pinkdragonflame: Oooooh….

Psychovaporeon: 11!!!!

Flower: (watches as the rejuvenator turns bright red) Pretty…

Psychovaporeon: STAY WITH MOONLIT!!!!!

Pinkdragonflame: Cool…

Mewchu11: I'm talking to her, don't worry. I just didn't close this window.

Pinkdragonflame: (puts on sunglasses) bright….

Flower: Bright ness….

Psychovaporeon: You better be or I'll sick Gyara on you…

Flower: (blinks)

Salamander3: (pokes head out) OO what have you done?!? (half climbs out as it explodes)

Pinkdragonflame: (shrugs)

Flower: Hmm…are you okay Sal?

Salamander3: (is embedded on the opposite wall, fainted) X_@

Flower: Oooh

Psychovaporeon: O_o

Pinkdragonflame: ..

Salamander3: (falls out of the wall and lands in a crumpled heap) X_X

Flower: (walks away slowly) Dodooodooo

Psychovaporeon: (uses AR on Sal)

Pinkdragonflame: eep… .

Salamander3: (is awake, but half dead)

Pinkdragonflame: oO

Flower: (looks away whistling)

Salamander3: @____@

Psychovaporeon: (uses Max Potion on Sal)

(It doesn't work)

Flower: Hmm…

Pinkdragonflame: Oo baad….

Flower: Poor poor Sal…

Pinkdragonflame: (Hands Sal a "Use after just being blasted more than ten feet in a wall" muffin)

Flower: Feel better!

Salamander3: (can't eat it for his digestive system has momentarily ceased to function)

Flower: Aww…

Pinkdragonflame: Oo

Flower: (sticks him back in the rejuvenator)

Pinkdragonflame: mebbe we should put him back in the machine….

Flower: I won't touch anything now…

Pinkdragonflame: ^^;; Yep… (puts hands behind back)

Salamander3: X___x (faints whilst in rejuvenator and slips in and out of consciousness )

Flower: Oo Poor Sal…

Pinkdragonflame: (hopes it works)

Flower: (A good red light comes on, and Flower opens the rejuvenator) All better Sal?

Salamander3: Sorta… (is now back to where he started, with a lacerated leg and a broken tail) Ow… ow… ow…

Flower: (blinks) One more go?

Salamander3: no…leave it…

Flower: (sighs) Okay…

Salamander3: I'll get better on my own…

Pinkdragonflame: ^^;;;;

Salamander3: Though it may take a few days… @_@

Flower: ^_^

Pinkdragonflame: #_#

Flower: Better than never

Salamander3: ya…

Pinkdragonflame: true…

Salamander3: ^^

Flower: ^_^

Salamander3: (limps over to the sofa and lies down, exhausted)

Flower: (feels bad) Need some Author Power help?

Salamander3: Na… s'alright… (makes sure his tail is out of the way this time, curls up into a ball and falls asleep)

Flower: Heh

Salamander3: ^^;; (squeaks softly)

End of Part One.

Each line was written in voluntarily by the author during an MSN Messenger Chat. Course I just retyped it all so you could understand who was who and not have to wonder who The Hemp Knight was or anything…anyway. Onto part two! P.S.- Sorry bout typos- my comp's spell check screwed up. -_-