January 7th, 2015
Dear Diary,
I figured it was time to finally use this diary man journal that Ladybug got me for Christmas. She says that I need to "find a way to cope with my obsession with her" and that "writing is a good way of expression" but I find that complete and utter bull-crap. I am not OBSESSED only slightly obsessed with Ladybug! It's like a hobby- you know how people collect trains and things like that? It's like I have a Ladybug collection! Wait no, that sounded like I'm making her a simple object, and she's just so much more than that. She's the most beautiful human being I've ever seen. Anyways, it's like I have a collection of memories and moments with Ladybug that I keep as my prized possession, such as one would keep a collection of, I don't know, trains or something. Is collecting things even really a thing anymore? Does anyone besides 70 year old men collect things? Oh wait, I might have just offended so many collectors out there. I'm sorry. Ladybug has told me on multiple occasions that I'm an idiot, and I think that's becoming true. I trust what she says. I find myself often wondering who Ladybug really is. There are so many possibilities, but I think if I really think about who out of my class I haven't seen when she's around, I might be able to narrow it down. But that's something I'll save for another entry- one that I'll write on one of those nights where I can't sleep because I'm thinking about her. That happens a lot, y'know. Maybe she doesn't love me because when she's not Ladybug, she has a boyfriend. I mean, if she looks anything like she does when she's Ladybug, she has to have a boyfriend. She's stunning. What if she's in my same shoes, though? Does she ever stay up at night thinking about that special someone? WHAT IF THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE IS ME?! WHAT IF SHE'S REALLY GOOD AT HIDING HER FEELINGS!? She has to be good at keeping secrets! I'm actually gaining hope here, diary man journal! She always smiles at me, with that golden smile, and even if the words coming out of her mouth are "You are such a fool!" I still feel like she just treats me like she loves me. She'll fall for me. I'll just give it time.
Well I guess it's time to close this up and head to bed, goodnight my diary man journal! See YOU tomorrow ;D