A/N Hey! This one-shot has been crossing my mind lately, and as I'll be gone for two weeks, I thought I at least owed you guys this :) I think I'm going to add more one-shots in here later on. Hope you enjoy reading, and reviews are always appreciated! x

Stupid Dipper. Always busy with that stupid journal. Bored, I walk through the forest, when suddenly I hear rustlings coming out of the bushes. I glance at the direction the sound is coming from. I shiver as I feel something heavily breathing in my neck. I turn around and look straight into the green eyes of a beautiful stranger. He has a pale face and wild brown locks.

"Wow.. You're.. Beautiful." I stumble.

The dangerous expression on the strangers face changes into a flattered one. "Oh, err, thanks. I guess." He says. His voice is beautiful.

"What's your name?" I ask, as we walk together through the woods.

"It's Jeremy." He says. "Yours?"

"Mabel. Mabel Pines." I say.

"I like your sweater, it's really colorfull and lively, just like you." Jeremy says.

"W-Well, thanks!" I stammer. I feel my cheeks getting hotter and I turns my face, so he can't see it. Unfortunately I can't see anything too, as the wind blows my hair in front of my eyes, and I fall over, cutting my knee by a rock.

"Ouch!" I say.

Jeremy helps me to get up again and looks down at my knee. "You're hurt." He says. "I-I have to go." He quickly says, but I stop him.

"No, you can't go now! I'm bored and nobody wants to hang out with me. Dipper is busy with his book, Wendy is working, Grenda and Candy are visiting the museum, and Stan is organizing a tour again!" I say.

"You don't understand." Jeremy says.

"I can try to understand." I say.

"Okay. Mabel, I have to tell you something.." The mysterious guy says.

Please be a vampire, please be a vampire. I think.

"I'm a vampire." Jeremy whispers.

"COOL!" I shout.

"No, no. It's not cool. You don't understand. The need for blood is too overwhelming. I. Want. To. Eat. You." His eyes turn red. "Y-You have to go. NOW." He yells.

I run as fast as I can, but it's not fast enough. As I feel the vampire coming closer to me, I panic and fall on the ground. The vampire is now standing right in front of me. And as I look into his horrifying eyes, he says: "I'm sorry Mabel, I really am."

As I think I'm about to die, I feel something uncomfortable underneath my leg. It's something sharp. I move my hands towards the sharp material and notice that it's a branch. From then, everything starts to go in slowmotion. When the -not so cute anymore- vampire guy is about to bite and suck the life out of me, I spear the branch through his heart.

"I'm sorry Jeremy, I really am." I say as I slowly walk away.