The Inside of Everything

Collection of Drabbles, short stories and hopefully some down right fluffiness. Some OOCness will occur but how else will you get extreme fluffiness out of some of these characters?

Mixed ratings, so be warned!

Different/random pairings because I love then all! Centered around Sakura and all the yummy men in her life.

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Wakey Wakey! Time for baby!

Risubento

Disclaimer: So like all stories that are written, I don't own Naruto and that just makes me sad -_- Someone wanna give me a Kakashi plushie? :3

Saku/Sasu pairing

Rating: K

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"Hand me the formula!" Shouted a pink haired woman. She was holding a wailing baby who was so red in the face she was certain that if he cried any harder he would pop like a balloon. She watched as her husband scrambled to the kitchen and she could hear him rummaging around.

"Where the hell is it?! And I thought you were breast feeding anyways!" He shouted, sounding tired and aggravated. Sakura growled and winced as the baby in her arms let out a shrill shriek right in her ear.

"I'm all dried up right now!" She called back. She shifted to the room on the right of her and slid the screen open and stepped in. Her husband showed up behind her and walked in behind her with an armful of stuff to make a bottle of formula.

"Sasuke! Why didn't you mix everything!?" She scowled, letting her head fall and her eyes close in mixed humor and frustration.

"I don't know how to do this! Normally you just whip a boob out and let him have at it!" He pointed, throwing the stuff on the changing table. Sakura let out a grumble and turned towards her equally sleep deprived husband.

"Here. You take him. I'll make the formula." She said, handing their son to him. He flinched as he suddenly had a baby dropped into his arms and he awkwardly held the shrieking small human out in from of him, his hands under his arms and his feet pointing towards the floor.

"Sakura, couldn't you at least put a diaper on him so he doesn't-." Sasuke grimaced, realizing he didn't have a diaper on underneath his little shirt—when he suddenly went silent. Sakura, who was busy shaking the right amount of formula in the bottle, turned to see why he'd stopped talking and her jaw dropped to the floor.

"Oh my god Sasuke! He's peeing on you!" She yelled, moving forward to grab the whizzing child from the man in front her. Sasuke was grimacing with his eyes squeezed shut, not enjoying the stream of pee covering the front of his shirt and shorts. Sakura took the baby and laid him down on the changing table, discarding the bottle by throwing it into Sasuke's hands. Sasuke was still grimacing in the same position as when the baby was peeing on him.

"Go and change your clothes, baka! I'll clean him up and feed him!" Sakura all but kicked him from the room. He ran to the bedroom and was out of his clothes so fast; even the chidori didn't have a chance at that speed.

He could still hear the wailing of his son and Sakura trying to calm him. Throwing a new shirt and shorts on he walked back down the hallway towards Sakura. She was trying to calm him down, attempting to push the nipple of the bottle in his mouth, only to have him push it out and continue wailing.

"Oh my gosh, what do you need, baby? What can mommy do for you? Are you hurting somewhere?" She asked, meeting her wits end. She set the bottle down and held her son close to her chest and began humming, and bouncing him up and down gently. The shrieking continued and she hummed a little louder caressing the small child's tiny head. She glanced over her shoulder when she felt her husband's chakra appear. He was donning a new shirt and shorts and the circles under his eyes were evident of the sleepless nights they both had been sharing. He was leaning against the doorframe, his arms crossed on his chest, watching her.

"You should try and get some sleep." She said, humming continued. She could feel her eyes aching at the lack of sleep; they felt dry.

"This isn't what I expected when having a baby." He drawled, letting his head fall against the doorframe, closing his eyes.

"Well it definitely wasn't going to be rainbows and butterflies, I can tell you that much." She answered, sticking her tongue out at him. He frowned at her and stuck his tongue out at her in return. How very…un-Sasuke-like she noted. She paused and turned wide eyes to her husband. He stared back at her in surprise.

The wailing had stopped and they both looked down at a happy sleeping baby. She motioned to him to dim the lights and she turned to lay the quiet baby down in his crib. She could NOT make a mistake in setting him down. One false move and this baby would wake up they would be back at square one. Inching back from the crib she tip toed backwards and felt Sasuke loop an arm around her waist and yank her out gently into the hallway. He set her down quietly and slowing shut the door. They both tip toed into the room to their left and slid the door closed as quietly as possible. The both paused and let out the breaths they had no idea they were holding. Sakura ran her hands through her pink locks and headed towards the bed, her husband following. They landed on the mattress on their backs next to each other. Sakura shifted and threw an arm and a leg over the man next to her and pulled herself so her face was in the crook of his neck. Sasuke stiffened.

"Sakura…I smell like pee." He spoke, raising an arm to her hand on his shoulder.

"I don't care." She stated, her voice faint and tired sounding. He sported a small smile on his lips and turned to wrap his arms around her body and pull her against his chest.

"I'm so tired." He drawled. He felt Sakura laughed into his chest.

"You're telling me!" She said, looking up at him. Sasuke looked at her green eyes and messy hair. She was perfect. Even if she had messed up hair, red-rimmed sleepless eyes, and small amounts of dried spit up on her shirt…he loved this woman. He shuffled them over and he perched above her his weight on his elbow and the other on her stomach. She looked up at him and reached up putting her hands in his hair behind his ears. He smirked slightly and leaned down and kissed her.

Then they both stiffened when the sound of a baby's wailing caught their ears. They pulled apart and stared at each other.

"It's YOUR turn!" They both said at the same time.

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First drabble! Hopefully you all liked it.