Greetings Reader. This is Confu the Fighting Mongoose, one of the authoresses. This story was written back in our 8th grade, so please excuse our…mistakes. LAWLness. Based on what we thought would happen after the end of a chapter. We seem to have many allusions to the "True Naruto Style" fan videos, episodes 1-3, and we DO NOT own them. We do not own Naruto either. Enjoy.



As Sasuke was holding the Kyuubi, he sneezed and let out a fart. The Kyuubi broke out into laughter and Naruto ran away, it smelled! Sasuke was so embarrassed that he fainted.

In the next room, Sakura was having tea with Orochimaru. Kabuto walked up to them wearing a frilly apron with a teapot on it. "Would you like any tea ladies?" Kabuto asked.

"I'm not a lady!" Sakura yelled, but before she could say she was a woman, Orochimaru interrupted. "Yeah you aren't!"

Snickering, Naruto then ran into the room. "OMG! This is like; a hundred floors the wrong room!"

Sakura walks over and hits Naruto, slamming him against the wall. "Naruto you idiot!" Sakura said.

"Stop hitting me Sakura, with your monstrous strength!"

Sakura got mad and pulled out a shovel, dug a hole, put a flower in it, covered it, then said. "Ha! The deed is done!"

Confused, Naruto fainted. Sakura then got a naughty yaoi/shonen-ai fangirlism idea. She took the two fainted boys and left them in a room.

They both awoke. "Hey Sasuke! Want to play some Snakes and Ladders!" Naruto asked.

Sasuke began to cry, "I hate snakes and I'm afraid of ladders! Tall ones too!" Sasuke cried out.

Orochimaru jumped up and said "How can you hate snakes, I am a snake, and for saying that you must die! Aw crap, I can't kill you, but if I could I would..."

"Would you please stop talking now, we get the point already, gosh you talk too much." Sasuke said.

Out of nowhere Lee says "Would you two please keep it down! I'm trying to have tea with Gai-Sensei and Kabuto!"

"Lee?!"

"Gai-Sensei?"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEEE!"

"OWAAAAH!"

"OMG shut up!" Sakura yelled, stuffing some carrots in Lee's mouth.

"The doors locked kick it in!" Kiba yelled.

Lee then yells "Check this shit out mofo!"

"Oh no, this door is mine!" Sasuke yelled.

"OMG, I said SHUT UP!!" Sakura yelled.

Lee replies, "Aw come on, we're just having fun!"

Everyone in the room walked up to Sakura. Naruto yells, "We just wanna know, what the hell is up with your gigantic forehead!"

Sakura was going insane. "Shut. The. Hell. Up! I was born that way you beach! Ever hear of birth defects?"

Ignoring Sakura, Sasuke walked up to Naruto. "Wanna go on a date? We can dance together!"

"Yeah sure!" Naruto yelled while squinting his eyes.

"OMG! SHUT UP!!" Sakura yelled.

"Girl! Please! It's not that bad! Let's go get our nails done." Orochimaru told Sakura.

Everyone sweat dropped. Suddenly, Gaara on Kyuubi's back ran in. Lee suddenly jumped him. "OMG! It's all good! Bring it on down to Lee baby! Bring it all down" Gaara shouts "Lets fly, YeeHaw!"

-End of Chapter 1-

Oh goodness! The story will get even…better?