Where are you?
(Zetsu Story)
By Maria Hiwatari
NOTE: Naruto Characters are not mine! Maria Hiwatari is my Character and will be refered in the story as: I and me. Also SPOILERS Do not read if you do not know the Manga or saw the Shippuden.
(This story is a bit Fan based too because of fan art)
Chapter 1: Our Meeting
"It's already Noon..."I said sighing looking up at the sky. I'm the newest, and second female member of the Akatsuki after Konan. "When are we going to go on a mission god damn it!" I shouted. I happened to be outside and despite the other male members look at me I was angry. "We're waiting for Zetsu and Deidara to get back." Kisame said a bit annoyed that a newbie would even consider trying to go on a mission for the first time. "Please..." I rolled my eyes at the fish man who just got angier and tried to attack though the Uchiha member happened to take notice and hold his partner back. "Kisame it's not wise to kill her..."He said grinning at him. "Oh and why not?!"Kisame yelled. "She might be useful sooner then we think." Itachi said looking at the other members look at me.
"SCREW THIS! I'M GOING!" I shouted getting up and running out. Hidan sighed "She's annoying can I kill her already?"He asked. "Did you not hear what Itachi said..."Kisame growled "And if anyone kills her it's me!"He added.
Upon running outside I ended up crashing into two males. One with long blonde hair slightly covering an eye having mouths on his hands and looking very angry and upset. The other had a HUGE Venus Fly Trap kind of head but inside the Fly Trap was a head that had two sides. One white and one black. "Are you the new member..."The blonde asked blinking at me. He wasn't expecting a GIRL to be in the Akatsuki well except Konan. "Yeah I am what of it?" I asked looking from the blond to the black and white plant looking man 'My god...thats...so...' I sorta blushed while looking at him. The blonde laughed a bit "Wow another chick things are gonna get interesting...and we don't have to hit on Konan anymore!" He said whispering the last part to himself and was now all excited about the newly found member "Spin the bottle! 7 minutes in Heaven! Man all fun games." He snickered. "Ah screw that..." I said getting up "What are your names..." I had asked going back to the base with them. "Deidara." the blonde said. Deidara turning his gaze to the plant like man "He's Zetsu. He doesn't talk to us much. Just himself. Careful though he's a cannible." Deidara said trying to spook me. "I'm not scared of a Cannible...not like I wasn't living in a village full of them..." I said the last part to myself. Zetsu's white half actually looked in my direction "Are you...not scared of me..." He said rather quietly. "Hm? No I'm not. You actually look rather cute." I said and then covered my mouth having said that outloud and in Deidara's ear shot too "AHAHAHAHAHA!!!THE NEWBIE LIKES ZETSU!" He shouted laughing. "SHUT YOU BAKA!"I shouted and screamed at him. "Ignore Deidara..."Zetsu actually said. The black half looked diguested "Ew it's a girl..."The one side said. "You should be grateful she's not afraid of you...though...she does look good to eat..." The other side responded. "Please don't eat me...I like being alive." I said looking up at him witha nervous face. "I won't...I only eat dead bodies..."He said quietly. Deidara smirked "Heh Zetsu you liking the newbie?"He laughed. "Shut up you!"I growled and pointed at him.
Once back at the base, Everyone there blinked at the fact I was sitting by Zetsu. Even Pein, who was actually hard to amaze, "Ehem...ok...we need to assign Partners since Sasori has died and we've gotten two new members. Introduce yourselves..."He said rather annoyed "Hi! My name is Tobi! please tell Tobi he's a good boy! Okie?" He said smiling and sat down. I stood up quietly "Hello...my name is Maria Hiwatari. I hope to be of some use." I said sitting down. "Ok...So Tobi and Maria...Deidara you need a partner..."Pein said grinning at him. "Please don't pair me with Tobi..."He murmured to himself. "You get Tobi." Pein said. "ARG!!!!"Deidara shouted." Yay! Tobi will be a good boy for Deidara-senpai!" Tobi said smiling. "I'll let the second female choose her partner." Pein said and smirked "I'll be partners with Zetsu if it's ok..."I said looking at Pein. Pein was quiet and then nodded "Alright but then you need to keep track of him when he's underground." He said. "Ok." I said smiling a bit and looked at Zetsu seeing him look away his white half sorta blushing but the black half angered.
"LETS PLAY GAMES!!!!" Deidara said smirking. "What..."Itachi sighed a lot. "NO!!!!I DON'T WANNA PLAY!"I screamed Tobi dragging me. "Tobi get Maria-chan!Tobi good boy?"He asked Deidara. "I guess..."Deidara said and smirked. "Spin the bottle!" Deidara shouted and smirked at me seeing me grin angerly at him. "ugh...but we're all...Oh yeah...Maria's a girl!That means we can call gang up on her!" Kisame said snickering. "You assholes!"I shouted. Itachi grinned a bit "How annoying...Fine we'll play." He said. "I don't want to!"I shouted. "Nope you need to play!" Deidara and Tobi said. Tobi laughed and looked at Hidan, Zetsu, and Kakuzu. "Play with us you guys."Kisame said smirking. "No..."Zetsu said though it's not like he had a choice." Heh cool a pretty chick." Kazuku said smirking and so did Hidan. 'God damnit this sucks...' I thought sighing heavily to myself. Deidara looked at Zetsu and smirked "You spin first!"He said smirking. "Ugh..."The black half said while the white half said nothing and spinned the bottle. He spun it kinda fast and noticed it land on me. The white half blushing and the black half looking grossed out. "I guess thats means...You have to kiss me..."I said looking at Zetsu seeing him grinning at Deidara. "Yeah..."He said looking at me with quiet but kinda mad yellow eyes. I just smiled and gave him a peck on his cheek on the white side cause the black half looked like it'd kill me if I did. Everyone smirked at me and Zetsu. It was like they did it on purpose or something. Itachi just smirked at me seeing I was blushing a bit "Still don't want to play?"He asked smirking "SHUT UP!' I yelled a bit at Itachi who gave me a dirty look. It was Itachi's turn to spin the bottle and growled when it landed on Kisame. "Eww!" Kisame said. "What I'm not pretty..."Itachi growled. "No! You are! I just never wanted to kiss a guy..."He said and they sorta kissed each other thought it was fun for me to watch "YAOI! YAOI!" I shouted and laughed. Both growled at me and I just smirked. Deidara spun it and smirked seeing it land on me too "Yes!Pretty girl!" He said and smirked "Ugh...Zetsu remind me to kill him after." I said and kissed Deidara growling to myself.
After the game ended and I had gotten kissed by five of the Akatsuki I sighed a bit going to my quarters to sleep. I kept hearing digging underground though. I wondered what it was...
End of Chapter 1.