H.P.: You suck.
Hermione: No, you suck.
R.W.: No way, you BOTH suck.
H.P. & Hermione: Prove i'!!
R.W.: Righ', well…firs' of all, I can do this:.:.::::….::-: …and second of all, I'm the one the girls go crazy for.
Hermione: Well, Ronald…for one, that doesn't prove ANYTHING. And how could THAT prove that I suck, how could the GIRLS go crazy for me? I am a GIRL, Ronald!!
H.P.: And, Ron, i's a li''le OBVIOUS tha' the girls like ME. I'm the one tha' the girls go CRAZY for.
R.W.: Prove i'.
H.P.: Alrigh', I will.
Kairi!!
Namine!!
Kairi: What is it??
Namine: Yeah, what NOW Harry??
H.P.: Tell RON here how much you LOVE me.
Namine: I DON'T LOVE YOU!!
Kairi: Yeah, for the last time…we have BOYFRIENDS!!
R.W.: See Harry, they DON'T go CRAZY for you!!
Namine: Thank you.
R.W.: They go crazy for me.
Namine & Kairi: WHAT??!!
Kairi: We have BOYFRIENDS ok!!
Namine: Besides, if I had to choose one of you I'd choose…Ron.
Kairi: Yeah.
H.P.: WHA'??!! How could you choose RON!! I mean, i's RON!! You know – ew!! I mean – RED hair?? He's HOPELESS a' school – come on – I'M THE ONE WHO DEFEA'ED VOLDEMORT!! He can' even dance!!
Namine: Yeah, but…girls always like the funny guy.
Kairi: Yeah, Ron's cute!!
R.W.: Yeah, Harry!! I rule ALL the girls!!
Namine & Kairi: GRR
Hermione: Oh stop it, Ronald!! PLEASE!! You and Harry are so up yourselves…I mean HONESTLY!! Kairi and Namine only SUGGESTED Ronald was better! They already have boyfriends!! And – honestly Ronald – it really isn't much of a choice. I mean – Harry – your glasses are ghastly. And you're so serious. And Ron – you're HOPELESS at school and with girls, plus, red hair and freckles?? Honestly…they only picked YOU because they hardly know you. I ONLY hang out with you two because it's OBVIOUS you need help.
Namine: FINALLY.
Kairi: Thank you, Hermione.
Hermione: Pleasure.
How do you know Harry, anyway?
Namine: Long story, too long. And – pervish.
Hermione: I see.
H.P.: Hermione! I thought you liked me!
Hermione: WHAT?? Don't be so ghastly, Harry. I only hang out with you because J.K. OBVIOUSLY wanted you to have a girl as a friend. If I had a choice, I'd hang out with Namine and Kairi here.
R.W.: What do you mean Hermione, you're not our friend?? I thought we were supposed to get hitched in the 7th book??
Hermione: Oh, again Ronald, that was J.K.'s decision, not mine!
Kairi: And if she was going to get married to you, she'd die of embarrassment!
Namine: Yeah, you're ruining Hermione's life you guys!
H.P.: I thought you girls liked me.
K & H & N: WE DON'T!!
R.W.: Yeah, Harry, they like me, remember??
Hermione: Oh, get stuffed, Ronald.
Namine: We don't like you guys, remember? WE HAVE BOYFRIENDS!!
H.P.: Sure.
R.W.: You're sooo lying.
Kairi: We're not!
Namine: Urrghh, you guys are sooo annoying!
You think every single girl who lays eyes on you loves you!
Hermione: At least you don't have to hang around them practically every tiring day of your life.
H.P.: Oh my gosh, Hermione, you lying. You love me.
Hermione: Oh, that's it! Ufiggulious Tradorikus!
Kairi: Wow, a pimply mole. Nice Hermione.
Namine: Actually, you look better like that Harry.
R.W.: Well, I guess you were just trying to get Harry out of the way, you no, to get to me.
Namine: We don't love you.
Hermione: Shut up please, Ronald!
R.W.: Oh, you're so in love with me.
Namine: That's it!
Roxas!!
Sora!!
Sora: Hey, what's up??
Kairi: Can you please tell HIM that you and Roxas are our boyfriends.
Roxas: Yeah, Namine and Kairi have boyfriends, so lay off!
R.W.: You're totally lying. You girls are obviously using a summoning and hypnotizing charm.
Kairi: GRR..
Hermione: You just don't get it, do you Ronald??
THEY'RE TAKEN!!
Sora: Yeah! Kairi's mine, so lay off!
R.W.: Wow, you're charm talks, nice.
Hermione: Oh, do shut up, Ronald.
Namine: Wait, Roxas, do you have your keyblade with you??
Roxas: Sure.
Sora: I do, too.
Hermione: Erm..keyblade??
Kairi: It's like a key sword, thing.
Hermione: Hmm..interesting.
Sora: I'll show you.
Hermione: Ooh, fascinating.
R.W.: Not as fascinating as me. I bet.
K & N & R & H & S: GRR
R.W.: Oh, come on, you're obviously charming these boys to make me jealous. But have no fear, you don't need me to be jealous, I love you just the way you girls are.
Sora: That's it!
Roxas: Yeah, stop flirting with our girls!
R.W.: Wow, you're charms have emotions. I like 'em smart.
Sora: TAKE THIS FLIRTING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R.W.: YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Kairi: Go Sora!
Hermione: Wow, that's one great "keyblade"!
R.W.: Wow! You charms cause pain, that's just magic to the extreme!
Namine: Kill 'im.
Roxas: EAT THIS YOU WRANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R.W.: I'm dead!
Hermione: Oh, splendid.
Kairi: Well done, you guys!
Namine: Yeah, you were awesome!
Hermione: Oh no!!!
Sora: What is it??
Hermione: We were going to start filming Harry Potter 7 in a couple of weeks!!!!
And now that Harry's a pimply mole and Ron's dead, the director will KILL ME!!
Kairi: Oh dear!
Namine: Damn!
Roxas: Now they'll be no more Harry Potter movies!!!!!
Hermione: Oh, well. I suppose we'll get new people. At least I don't have to deal with those perves anymore.
K & N & R & H & S: YEAH!!
THE END