Final Fantasy 7-What Really Happened In The Final Battle
*Cloud and Sephiroth stared into each others eyes.Both not moving a single muscle.This was the last battle that had to be fought.If won, peace would be restored to the planet and everyone around the world would finally know happiness once again.The two still stood still glaring evily into each others eyes.FInally Cloud flinched then blinked.*
Sephiroth-Ha! You blinked! I win!
Cloud-No!!!!!!!
Sephiroth-Thats twice now!
Cloud-Ugh! Lets do something else! The staring contest was stupid and getting a little fruity anyway.
Sephiroth-I agree on the whole fruity thing...i was actually enjoying.........the staring inth eyes..........your eyes were like..........a beautiful burning candle....
Both-".............."
Cloud-Chess?
Sephiroth-Your on!
*Cloud then pulled a chess board from his pants*
Cloud- My my that tickled.
Both-"............"
*After hours of chess the result was Clouds victory*
Cloud-YES!!!!! EAT THAT !
Sephiroth-Oh Thunder Muffins!
*In a rage Sephiroth kicked the board over*
Sephiroth-I bet I can hold my breath longer than you!
CLoud-Thats all you are, man! Nothin but talk!
*They both began to hold their breath*
(Meanwhile)
Red13- This planet only has precious seconds....
Cid-Dag namit where doomeded!
TIfa- *Grabs Cid and pushes him against the wall) Dont say that!
*A long pause*
Cid-(Raises hands and smiles) Seduce me baby
(Now back to the ongoing brutal battle)
CLoud-(gasping for air) I won!..........huff
Sephiroth-Well your..........huff.............huff........stupid!
Cloud-(gives a womanly gasp) Take that back you street rat!
*The cast from Disneys Aladdin comes in and begins dancing*
Aladdin-I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
Sephiroth-(Joins In)
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
Aladdin- Now I'm in a whole new world with you
Sephiroth-(Raises hands to the skys)Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world
Aladdin- Don't you dare close your eyes
Sephiroth- A hundred thousand things to see
Aladdin- Hold your breath - it gets better
Sephiroth- I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be
Aladdin- A whole new world
Sepiroth- Every turn a surprise
Aladdin- With new horizons to pursue
Sephiroth- Every moment red-letter
Both- I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you
A whole new world
That's where we'll be
Aladdin- A thrilling chase
Sephiroth- A wondrous place
Both-(Takes each others hands) For you and me
*ALaddin then climbs on to his flying carpet and soars aways*
Sephiroth-Man, that was pretty
*Silence....................CLoud is no where to be found*
Sephiroth-C............Cloud?
*Sephiroth then hears a beeping noise........he turns around and sees its C4 set to blow*
Sephiroth- Oh Shi....................
THE END
*Cloud and Sephiroth stared into each others eyes.Both not moving a single muscle.This was the last battle that had to be fought.If won, peace would be restored to the planet and everyone around the world would finally know happiness once again.The two still stood still glaring evily into each others eyes.FInally Cloud flinched then blinked.*
Sephiroth-Ha! You blinked! I win!
Cloud-No!!!!!!!
Sephiroth-Thats twice now!
Cloud-Ugh! Lets do something else! The staring contest was stupid and getting a little fruity anyway.
Sephiroth-I agree on the whole fruity thing...i was actually enjoying.........the staring inth eyes..........your eyes were like..........a beautiful burning candle....
Both-".............."
Cloud-Chess?
Sephiroth-Your on!
*Cloud then pulled a chess board from his pants*
Cloud- My my that tickled.
Both-"............"
*After hours of chess the result was Clouds victory*
Cloud-YES!!!!! EAT THAT !
Sephiroth-Oh Thunder Muffins!
*In a rage Sephiroth kicked the board over*
Sephiroth-I bet I can hold my breath longer than you!
CLoud-Thats all you are, man! Nothin but talk!
*They both began to hold their breath*
(Meanwhile)
Red13- This planet only has precious seconds....
Cid-Dag namit where doomeded!
TIfa- *Grabs Cid and pushes him against the wall) Dont say that!
*A long pause*
Cid-(Raises hands and smiles) Seduce me baby
(Now back to the ongoing brutal battle)
CLoud-(gasping for air) I won!..........huff
Sephiroth-Well your..........huff.............huff........stupid!
Cloud-(gives a womanly gasp) Take that back you street rat!
*The cast from Disneys Aladdin comes in and begins dancing*
Aladdin-I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
Sephiroth-(Joins In)
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
Aladdin- Now I'm in a whole new world with you
Sephiroth-(Raises hands to the skys)Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world
Aladdin- Don't you dare close your eyes
Sephiroth- A hundred thousand things to see
Aladdin- Hold your breath - it gets better
Sephiroth- I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be
Aladdin- A whole new world
Sepiroth- Every turn a surprise
Aladdin- With new horizons to pursue
Sephiroth- Every moment red-letter
Both- I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you
A whole new world
That's where we'll be
Aladdin- A thrilling chase
Sephiroth- A wondrous place
Both-(Takes each others hands) For you and me
*ALaddin then climbs on to his flying carpet and soars aways*
Sephiroth-Man, that was pretty
*Silence....................CLoud is no where to be found*
Sephiroth-C............Cloud?
*Sephiroth then hears a beeping noise........he turns around and sees its C4 set to blow*
Sephiroth- Oh Shi....................
THE END