Summary: After setting base on Blanc, the Loonatic finds themselves sent to aid a planet in obtaining peace. And on this journey, Danger finally discovers the secrets of his past. Mentions of Duck Dodgers
Disclaimer: Am I warner? No! So therefore, once again, I own nothing.
Pairing(s): undecided. Vote and we'll see.
Rating: Teen
Notes: I'm not sure how old Danger is, but I'm making him 19, Ace, Lexi, Rev, and Tech 23, and Slam 24.
In the year 2753 on the planet, Acmetropolis, on a cliff outside of the city, was old orphanage. In this orphanage a middle aged woman and a old toon cat both let out tired sighs.
"Oi, I'm beat!" the man said as he took a seat and leaned back, setting his feet on the once clean table. His wife frowned at him as he did.
"Not as much as you're gonna be if you don't get your dirty paws off my table!" she huffed as she grabbed his feet and flipped him over. She ignored his, "Ow!" as she used an old rag to wipe the dirt off the table. "Honestly," she said as she looked at him through the corner of her eye. "Fifty children, and you act worst than any of them."
"Oh, really? What about Sammy?" the cat said as he pushed the chair back up.
"Oh, he'll grow out of his cowboy stage eventually!" the woman laughed.
"And Wakko, Yakko, and Dot?"
"Well, that's a whole different story all together." She walked over to a window where she pressed a button and opened it. "Sigh! The stars are so lovely tonight."
"Hm? Really?" the old tabby asked as he joined his wife.
"Oh, yes. Sigh! Remind of when you proposed to me." she said dreamily. The tabby gave her a weird look.
"I proposed to you during the day." he said with a frown.
"Really?" Now the wife looked thoughtful. "Wonder who that was..." Before the husband could press for more the wife suddenly exclaimed, "Oh! Look! A shooting star! Make a wish, dear!" She quickly folded her hands and wished, "I wish we could fix that old dish washer so I wouldn't have to wash the dishes by hand anymore." Then she turned to her husband who's eyes suddenly widen. "What do you wish for, dear?"
"I wish for the shooting star not to hit the building! Look out!" The Cat shielded his wife just as a bright light hit ground in front of the orphanage, sending a large explosion of light that went on for many blocks.
When the light died down the couple cautiously stood before walking towards the window. There they saw what seemed to be a escape pod of some sort.
"Oh, my!" the wife gasped. Her husband went out the kitchen door and approached it, curious about this strange thing (he had obviously never heard the old saying, "Curiosity killed the cat").
When he was close enough, the pod suddenly opened and through the smoke he heard a crying that he had become accustomed to over his long years.
A baby crying.
He crawled closer to the pod and inside resting on red leather he saw a small black duck, crying it's poor little lungs out.
"Woow! What is that?" he heard a voice of a child ask from the building behind him. Due to the crash, all children had awaken and were curiously looking at the space pod that had landed.
"Is it an alien?" One child asked as the Cat approached them with the small duckling.
"Now Mary just because he came in a pod from outer space does not mean he's an alien." The woman said as she took the small duckling, who was still crying.
"What is he then?"
"Well, he could be a baby astronaut." At this the husband gave her a strange look. "Hey, this is Acmetropolis, anything is possible." The cat rolled his eyes then turned his attention to the baby his wife held.
"So who is he?" he wondered as he scratched his ear.
0o0o0o0o0
Nineteen years later on a planet in the center of the universe on a planet named Blanc, a young black duck let out a irritated growl as he quacked into the living room of newly built headquarters of the universe's new team of heroes, the Loonatics.
"I can't take it anymore!" he growled as he pulled at his Black feathers. "If that little mustard bird tells me to give him one more bath, I'm gonna drown him! I don't care if he is a prince!" A pink rabbit laughed as she listened to her music.
"Aw c'mon, Duck!" she said in a gentle voice as she removed her earphones. "It's cute that he likes you so much!"
"Cute?! Hah! If you think that little demon is cute, you bathe him!" Duck hmphed as he walked over to the fridge. "Whatever! I'm hungry! Any food left?" his answer to this was the heavy, groutest, munching of Slam.
"Hee, hee! Sorry!" he said with a full mouth. Duck wiped some food off himself in disgust.
"I knew that was a stupid question the moment I asked." he grumbled. Ace, who was meditating, laughed.
"You don't have time ta eat anyway, Duck." he said as he stood. "We gotta get ready to greet the ambassadors from the other planets." Duck folded his arms at this.
"Hmph! Why do we have to go? We're not kings, no matter how royal I look." he added as he ran a hand through his feathers.
"True-but-we-are-the-new-defenders-of the-galaxy-and-therefore-we-should-meet-and-greet all-those-we're-going-to-be-protecting-so-they-know-who-we-are." Rev said as he played his favorite video game.
"Ehh... What he said!" Ace said as he stood. "Rev, go get Tech and tell him we'll meet him at the court. And Duck; You gotta to get into your uniform." At this Slam, Lexi, and Rev chuckled. They all knew how Duck hated his knight's armor.
"Yeah, yeah!" he huffed as he folded his arms angrily. "Whatever chicken little wants!" With that he quacked out of the room.
0o0o0o0o0
Meanwhile, at the landing base a large diamond ship was landing along with several others.
"My lady, we have arrived." The pilot said to his princess.
"About time!" the princess groaned as she stretched her long pale arms covered by two long Black gloves. "We have hyper speed, light speed, warp speed, and ludicrous speed, yet it still took us forever to get here!" Then she pushed herself up, revealing her long pale legs through the long cut to her hip. "I need to stretch my legs! I'm going out! Tell his royal pipsqueak, I'll be there in time for the... whatever the reason is why I'm here!"
"My lady!" but before her general could stop her, the princess snapped her fingers and she vanished.
0o0o0o0o0
"Ow!" Duck cursed as his helmet clanked on his nose. "Grr! I hate this thing! I don't why chicken little is making me wear this thing!" he grumbled as he tugged at it, trying to make it more comfortable. Dammit! Of all the things he hated, this be in the top five. His suddenly touched the magic jewel around his neck.
He had recently learned that this jewel was a the key that activated the staff that opened all the worm gates to the other worlds. Just a month ago, a enemy know Duce had tried to use both to control the worm gates, but luckily the Loonatics had defeated him.
As Duck stared at the gem in his hand he wondered why Tweetums trusted him with it.
'Meh, who knows what goes through Mustard beak's tiny little head?' He then let out a little cry as he tripped forward.
"Dammit! If it weren't for the fact that I'd have ta face chicken nugget, I'd quack there!" he growled. Then he heard a high pitch laughter behind him that sounded eerily familiar to Danger.
"Ha, ha! Still tripping over your own two feet, Quackers?" he heard a female voice say. He turned his head and his eyes widen when he saw a curvy tangerine red head laughing at him. The woman was very beautiful, and held curves that men dreamed about. Now usually when Duck saw a woman like this, hearts would fill his eyes, his mouth would be drooling like a dog, and his heart would be doing flips that could win the Olympics's gold first place trophy. However, Danger's mind was to busy running with memories of his childhood.
"N-no way!!" he exclaimed as he scrambled up, his armor clanking together as he did. "Jem?!" The woman smirked and her bright blue eyes danced in the sunlight.
"Well now!" she purred as she touched her gloved hand to her full pouty lips. "Never thought I'd see you here. My, the people you meet when you travel!"
"W-what are you doing here?!" Duck yelled, his eyes wide. When he was a child Jem used be a girl at the orphanage who used to boss him and Pinkster around like they were her slaves. Even after she had been adopted, she would come to the orphanage and ask if he had been adopted or not.
"I was invited, Quackers dear. Unlike some mammals, people love to see me and my gorgeous self!" Jem kyuued as she thrust her hip towards him. "How about you? A bit early for trick or treating, no?"
"Bah!!" Danger huffed as he straightened himself out. "I'll have you know that I'm a super hero now, Jemmy Babe!" He tried to make himself a bit more dignified and heroic, but his helmet clanked shut on him, ruining the image.
"Oh, really?" Jem said as she gave him a taunting looked. Even though his helmet obstructed his vision, Duck could see just see the laughter in her eyes.
"It's true, I tell ya!!" he yelled as he ripped his helmet off. "I'll have you know that I've saved Acmetopolis dozens of times."
"And doomed it, I'm sure." Jem grinned as she walked around him. "So you went from a pool boy to hero, hm? Yet you like Pinkster on our sixth Halloween." Duck was fuming a little now. You almost see the stem in ears.
"First off; I do not! Second; The only reason I'm wearing this stupid thing is because that little nugget is making me!" he hollered. Jem blinked.
"Chicken little? You're working for that little canary bird?" she asked, almost laughing as she spoke. Duck turned red with embarrassment and anger.
"I am not!! I'm just humoring him!" he yelled, which was half true.
"Uh-huh, sure..." Jem giggled. Duck was about to start yelling at her when he noticed that she pulling an emerald the size of Slam's head around on a leash.
"YEOWW!!!" he cried with joy when he saw it. His eyes rolled like the slot machines in Vegas until they stopped on emeralds. "Yeowzers!! That's the biggest emerald, I've ever seen! Where the heck did you get it?"
"Let's just say I have a... special touch." Jem grinned as eyes flashed for a moment. "But such a trinket is nothing to a princess such as myself."
"Yeah, yeah." Duck sighed, in annoyance. During their childhood, Jem was always calling herself a princess and acted like a spoiled little one. Always demanding that she gets what she wants when she wanted. That attitude had made her many enemies, but Jem was always clever and strong enough that no one could ever even touch her. That and she usually used Pinkster and Duck as shields. "So seriously, where'd you get it?"
"I told I'm a princess, dummy!!" Jem pouted as she whipped the emerald away from Duck, who was drooling over it with greedy little eyes. He fell forward into the stone path when the jewel was whipped away from him. "I'll have you know that I am now the ruler of one the war planets known as Carvia! By the way, I am known as Kala Mity now."
"Carvia? You're the ruler of a workout?" Duck blinked. Kala Mity twitched in annoyance. Over the year they had been apart, she had forgotten how annoying Duck could be!
"That's Cardio, you over grown chicken!!" she yelled as she yanked the leashed stone into the air just before bringing it down upon Duck's head.
"OW!! Hey, hey! Watch the merchandise, Hussy!"
"Alright! Remove the helmet then!"
"Hey!"
The two continued to argue for awhile until Kala Mity lost her temper and started to swing her jewel like a weapon at him, which he dodged by quaking.
"Hey watch it!" Duck yelled as he dodged another attack. "You're gonna hurt the diamond!" Kala gritted her teeth in annoyance.
"Since when are you able to that?!" she growled as he quacked.
"Ha! You like it? It's just one of my many wonderful new talents!" Duck smirked as he appeared atop the fountain. Kala grinned, almost evilly, up at him.
"Oh, so Quakers learns a new trick and suddenly he's a big shot, hm? Well, you've always had quite a large head. However..." Duck frowned as Jem became surrounded in a neon blue light, that traveled through the leash to the emerald. "I've picked up some tricks too. And better ones at that!" Just then the Emerald formed into a large emerald giant. Duck stared up at it with wide eyes.
"Mother!"
0o0o0o0o0
Ace had his arms folded as he waited for Duck.
"Dammit, where is he?" he wondered as he tapped his foot impatiently. They were right outside the doors to the council room where the officials of a few other planets were waiting.
"Knowing him? Probably goofing off somewhere." Tech said as he checked all the security alarms from his hand held computer. Ace sighed at that. He was probably right, but a few minutes ago he gotten the feeling Duck was in some sort of trouble (and he was usually right about that stuff).
"Does Mr Duck know how important today is?" Tweetums asked. "Today the Princess from a War planet is coming and if we mess up, it could be veeery bad! That's why it's important Mr Duck is here!"
"Yeah,-I've-been-meaning-to-ask; What's-a-war-planet? Who-is-the-princess? Why-are-both-so-important?" Rev asked in his usual quick tone.
"Uyu?" Slam blinked, not catching a word.
"I've been wondering the same thing myself." Tech said.
"A war planet is planet that invades other worlds and conquers them. So far there are eight war planets; Mars, Carvia, Pluto, Likijo, Uraba, Eria, Yiu, and Wadaqu," Tweetums explained. "About a year ago before I was crowned, a princess defeated the Serpent King of Carvia and took control of the planet. Now, she wants to try and make peace with us."
"Well, that's good news." Lexi said. Tweetums nodded.
"Yes indeedy! Carvia is a very powerful planet and recently has become the richest planet in the galaxy! If we can truly make peace with them, it would be great!" he said. "Which is why we need Mr Duck!"
"If it so important, maybe it's better he's not here." Ace said as he unfolded his arms. "Maybe we should go look for him."
"Hey," Lexi said suddenly. "I hear something strange."
"What is it, Lex?" Before Lexi could answer they heard a large crash that shook the area. "Whoa!"
"Whaugha!" Slam exclaimed.
"Rev!" Ace yelled.
"On-it-chief!" Rev said before running into the distance with super speed. Ace then turned to the others.
"Tech! You and Lexi take Tweetums into the council room and make sure he and the ambassadors are safe! Slam, you come with me!" he ordered.
"Right!" they all said.
0o0o0o0o0
"Whoa!!" Duck exclaimed as the giant towered over him. "Okay, okay! You win! You win! Yikes!" he cried as it took a swing at him. He dodge it, but the fountain was destroyed. "Okay now... Eeeasy big guy! Yipe!" Kala Mity laughed as she watched Duck run around.
"What wrong, Quackers?" she asked. "Don't tell me that's all you've got!"
"Hardly!" Duck yelled as his magma balls appeared in his hands. "I've only just begun!" He threw them at the giant, but they didn't appear to have any effect at all. "Gulp!" Kala laughed at his predicament.
"That's it? You know nothing's changed over the year I've been away. You're still laaame!"
"Am not!"
"Oh, really?" she said as she watched him try to attack her beast. "That's not how it looks here." Truth was, she was actually quite impressed with Duck at the moment. He had acquired some interesting powers, but unfortunately they weren't strong enough at the moment to defeat her golem. She then looked up at the clock tower and noticed the time. "Whoops! Play time's over!" With that she snapped her fingers and the emerald returned to normal.
"H-huh?!" Duck gasped as he blinked in confusion. "What?"
"Uh, hello! The meeting!" Kala said as she pointed at the clock. "Like I said, people love to see me and right now have to be seen by several ambassadors and a baby chick. And whether you're a 'hero' or baby beak's toy, I'm guessing you have to be there. No?" Duck glared at her as she grinned.
"You're despicable." he drawled. Suddenly Rev ran right between them.
"Whoa!-There-you-are-duck!-We-were-wondering-what-happened-to-you.-Have-you-been-here-this-whole-time?-And-who's-this?-Hey!-What-happened-here?-And-why-is-everything-broken?" he asked when he noticed the damage to the court yard.
"Um, well that's a funny story..." Duck said nervously.
"He did it." Kala said simply.
"Me?!"
"See? He admits it." Duck looked at her outraged.
"What?!" he yelled. "Oh, no you don't! You're the one who did it with your giant jewel golem!"
"Golem? What golem? The only jewel I have is right here, and as wonderful and beautiful as it is, the only way it moves is if I pull it." Kala purred. "Really, you must be over working yourself, Quackers. First you have delusions of being a hero, now you're seeing crystal giants? Perhaps you should lie down."
"I am not having delusions!!" he yelled. "I am a great hero who has saved Acmetropolis so many times, I'm famous! Rev, tell her–! Rev?" Duck turned to his roadrunner friend and saw that his jaw was dropped, his eyes were widen and filled with hearts as he watched Jem. "Rev!!"
"Hallahoo..." was all Rev could say. Duck slapped his hand over his eyes. He had seen men fall over Jem's gorgeous figure many, many times when they were teens, hell he even did it (he still dreamed of he lovely curves now and then). But due to the fact she had stolen his money from him over the years, he had built up a little resistence(that and the fact, he grew up with her.).
"Rev! Duck! What happened here!" Ace asked as he and Slam ran up to them. Kala smiled.
"Hello, boys." she greeted. When Slam saw Kala Mity, hearts filled his eyes, his jaw dropped the ground and his tongue rolled out like a carpet.
"Ooh, no!" Duck said as quickly ran over to him and Rev. "Put 'em back! Believe me you not wanna get involved with her! I'm still trying to get uninvolved!" With that he rolled up Slam's tongue and put Rev's eyes back in his head.
"Oh, don't be jealous, Quackers." Kala Mity purred as she hugged him to her fully blossomed chest. "You know you'll always be my favorite boy toy." Duck blushed at being pressed to her chest, but he managed to regain himself.
"You mean slave!" he stuttered as he released himself.
"Of course, love. What else would I mean?"
"Uhh... So you're a friend of Duck's?" Ace interrupted as he watched them. Duck and Jem shared a look.
"Why not." Jem shrugged as they looked away from one another.
"We'll go with that for now." Duck muttered. Ace gave them a suspicious look.
'Boy, I can just feel the love.' he thought. Jem took a step towards him, her hips swaying side to side sexily as she did.
"I am Princess Kala Mity," she said as she held her hand out to him. "Ruler of Carvia."
"Oh! Um, nice to meet ya, um Princess." Ace said, slightly nervous. Other than Zadavia, he had never met a princess and was unsure of what to do. He finally decided to shake the hand she held out. "I'm Ace Leader of the Loonatics." From the raised, almost amused eyebrow she raised he could tell that wasn't right, but she didn't say anything.
"Carvia, huh?" Duck muttered. "Sounds like a snack made from fish?" Kala twitched before smacking him with her gem again.
"That's caviar, you dolt! This is why you shouldn't have skipped classes in school!"
"Ow!" Duck cried. "Hey, watch it! This jewel abuse!"
"Don't worry, you've got a pretty soft head."
"Better than a hard head!"
"How dare you!"
"Alright!" Ace interrupted as he pulled Duck aside. "Duck! Be nice!" he hissed to him so the princess wouldn't hear.
"Me?! She's the one smacking me with jewels and turning them into monsters!" Duck hissed back.
"What?" While they were whispering to each other, Kala decided to play with the other two a little.
"So you're Duck's friends?" she asked. "Pleasure to meet you! Any friend of Quackers has my sympathies. Do you have names?" Slam was so struck by Kala's beauty and many curved, he was speechless and briefly, so was Rev. However he managed to recover his tongue long enough to speak.
"Oh!-Pleasure-to-meet-you!-I'm-Rev-and-this-is-Slam.-So-you're-the-princess-of-Carvia?-Wow!-I-never-thought-a-war-princess-would-look-anything-like-you,-not-that-there's-anything-wrong-with-the-way-you-look!-I-like-the-way-you-look!-I-mean-you-look-great!" Rev said, blushing towards the end.
"Hee, hee... Pretty!" was all Slam could say. Loving the way they were adoring her, Kala fluffed her long, red hair.
"Why thank you." she said. "You boys aren't too bad yourselves. Which makes me wonder why you hang out with the ugly duckling over there."
"I heard that!" Duck yelled.
"You were suppose to!"
"Why you–!"
"Duck!" Ace hissed as he pulled him back. "Are you trying to start a war?!"
"She started it!" Duck insisted. "Thirteen years ago when she took my wagon and ordered me to pull her around like mule!"
"Well, you acted like one!" Kala yelled back. Duck glared at her. Did she have super sonic hearing like Lexi?
"Hmph! Well at least I didn't act like a spoiled little bi--"
"Duck!" Ace scolded. "That was years ago! Maybe she's changed. Can't you give her a chance?"
"To what? Cut off my head?!" Duck exclaimed as he clutched his throat. "Look, you don't know her! I spent thirteen years with that broad! She's greedy, conniving, sneaky, egotistic, and she stole my Misty Breeze action figure!!" He yelled the last part to make sure Kala heard him.
"That was mine!" she yelled back as she rolled her eyes.
"Was not!"
"It was mine because I said so!" Once again, Ace had to yank Duck back.
"You do realize you just described yourself in a nutshell, right?" he said. "Look, I don't know what's going on between you two, but if you upset her you could start a galactic war! You want that?" Duck looked thoughtful.
"Hm... be nice to the mistress of evil or start a galactic war..."
"Duck!"
"Oh, alright!" he sighed irritably. "But if she asks, I'm a great hero worshiped by women everywhere!" With that he placed his helmet back on his head and walked away. Ace rolled his eyes.
"Whatever you say, Duck." he said.
0o0o0o0o0
At the council room, Lexi could just feel the tension between the ambassadors. Most of them seemed fine with each other, except for the Carvians, who were patiently awaiting their ruler. Tweetums explained that since the Carvians had attacked and tried to conquer many of the planets of the ambassadors in the room, so the tension was natural. Lexi shifted uneasily as she took a glance at the warriors. They were tall creatures with snake like bodies, long arms that had sword like claws, and crocodile heads.
'Creepy...' Lexi thought. 'I wonder what their ruler's like.' As she thought this, she heard the whispers of the other ambassadors.
"I can't believe I actually came!"
"Tell me about it! I'm nervous just being in the same room as those war fiends."
"I should have brought more guards."
"Come now, we shouldn't be intimidated. They're here to talk of peace."
"Or to lure us into a false sense of security to take us out."
"Sheesh!" Lexi whispered to Tech. "Everyone is so tense!"
"Tell me about it." he whispered back. "It probably doesn't that the princess is missing."
"Do you think maybe something happened to her?"
"I hope not!" They both looked up as the doors opened as did everyone else.
"Announcing Princess Kala Mity of Carvia!" Ace called out weirdly as he and the rest of the loonatics entered. Before they entered, Kala had 'politely' informed him that it was custom to announce royalty when they entered. As Kala Mity approached Tweetums, all the men stared with wide eyes and dropped jaws, while the women mainly stared with envy. Tech even let out a little howl.
"Tech!" Lexi hissed. Tech blushed, embarrassed.
"Oops! Sorry!" he said. Kala Mity smiled, loving all the stares.
"Princess Kala Mity!" Tweetums greeted with a slight bow. "Welcome to Planet Blanc!"
"It's a pleasure to be here. I'm so honored that you'd have me!" Kala said as she handed the leash of her emerald to one of her guards.
'Bullshitter!!' Duck and Kala's guards thought as they watched her.
"Forgive me for being so late, but I'm afraid I got quite lost." she continued. "I was really lucky when your... knight found me." Everyone slightly turned their heads towards Duck and suddenly the ambassador of earth leaped up and exclaimed,
"Dodgers?!"
Well, that's the first chapter! I know it seems like it's focusing on Kala Mity, but it's all about Danger Duck, I swear! I'm still getting used to the characters, so let me know if they're OOC.
By the just for the record this is NOT a Duck/OC, unless voted for.
Also, if want a image of Kala's looks, think of Jessica Rabbit(enough said.)