Homicidal

by ThreeHotPotatoes

Tired of fielding calls about make believe vampires and garbage men who come too early, CPD Detective, Edward Cullen, can't believe his luck when he lands a life-changing case. The only problem ... He can't stand his partner. Some lines should never be crossed.

1. Chapter 1

Homicidal

Chapter 1

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Sitting back in my chair, I rub my hands over my face—fifteen more minutes and this shitastic day will be over. After spending most of the day convincing old Mrs. Copes there are no such things as vampires, all I want to do is go home, eat something, drink a beer, and maybe watch a few Dawson's Creek reruns before collapsing into bed.

When Captain Banner orders me into his office I groan internally, assuming I'll have another lame-ass case tomorrow, but my feet refuse to carry me any farther when I reach his door.

"Fuck. No…anyone but her!"

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A/N: *waves!* So excited to be back! Watch out peeps, there might actually be somewhat of a plot in this one! Same rules as last time ... we have no plan for this outside of the summary and we'll post at least once a day (but we usually get way too excited to wait that long!) And we promise we won't kill Edward or Bella ... I think. Right, girls?

I know reviewing every chapter of a drabble can be a lot, but we'd love to at least know who's along for the ride!

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Hot Tot