Three Birds

by A Penguin Named Jim

Artemis has experienced the horror and fear that can be induced by birds many times before in his life, but can anything ever really prepare you for the sight of three birds doing the conga in your back garden?

Three Birds

One day Artemis went into his garden and saw three big green tubby birds doing the conga dance around the garden.

"Gasp!" Gasped Artemis and ran into the house screaming.

"I think we scared him." Said one bird.

"Yes!" Cooed another.