So

by Rock'n'Slash

What does Lex say when he finds out that Clark's an alien?

Title: So…

Title: So…

By- Rock'n'Slash

Rating:Pg-13 (?)

Warnings- Innuendo, Implied Slash, Weirdness

Pairing: Clex-ish

Summary- What does Lex say when he finds out Clark's an alien?

Disclaimer: If you recognize it, IT IS NOT MINE!!

"So… You're an alien."

"Yep."

"MmHmm… So what does that entail?"

"I am faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Am able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Stuff like that."

"MmHmm… so… You must have great stamina."

Wink, Wink.

Nudge, Nudge.

Blush, Blush.

Smexy.

A/N- I don't know what this was supposed to be. I actually thought of this while I was brushing my teeth. Almost choked. Stupid innuendo.