A/N pardon my language in here…. Oh, please review and I thanks you those who do

DISCLAIMER: only someone as smart as Masashi Kishimoto can own Naruto… wow that really drops me off the map… -cries and hides under the bed with a knife…– "I can be Emo too Sasuke! "

-Gulps… and then gives up…-

"On second thought…"

I know it might suck but try not to be too harsh when you review…please? Umm… naruto is also kind of a badass in the beginning so if you'll ignore the sudden change later on I would greatly appreciate it.

J.K.Rowling owns Harry Potter not me…

SHONEN AI is in this …fluffiness and cussing, possibly some yaoi in later chapters.

CHAPTER ONE: Beauty pageant in Konoha

"Naruto… Naruto! " Choji screamed in the blondes ear.

"What?!? " Naruto gasped," and do you mind your spitting chips allover my freaking bed!" Naruto rolled over and slithered out of bed right into a bad mood.

"Konoha is holding a local beauty pageant… the first EVER! " Choji screamed… accidentally spitting chips onto naruto, at least it wasn't his bed.

"Great now I have to burn my bed AND my face…. How the hell did you even get in here? " Naruto yawned, his anger subsiding. The blonde turned around without waiting for the answer.

"Goddamnit I told that lazy ass I needed a new lock… but noooo he's to busy drinking sake to come over and fix It. " naruto marched into the kitchen and began to boil some water for his ramen. Choji meandered into the kitchen looking slightly confused.

"I only told you because that emo kid signed you up for it…" Choji chirped before sauntering out of the blonde's humble abode.

"Fuck! Damn you Sasuke…"

Naruto ate his breakfast of miso ramen in silence and after half an hour of painful peace and quiet he decide to go terrorize someone… he didn't quiet know who yet.

Naruto pulled jiraiya aside and quietly began his daily routine.

"Hey, can you buy me some Sake old man? " naruto asked handing Jiraiya the necessary amount of cash.

"Sure, " Jiraiya hesitated," you entered into that pageant? "

"Shuddap and just buy me the damn drink… " Naruto groaned, did everybody know about the pageant?

"Naruto go away you stupid drunk! " Sakura screamed while throwing a sandal at the blonde. her pink hair flashing vibrantly in the sun light. The blonde had spent half an afternoon getting himself drunk, even though he was very very underage.

"I swear to drunk I'm not god! " the blonde cried nearly falling over his own two feet. He whirled away before he could be brutally beaten by the pink haired beast of a girl.

"The hell is her problem? " naruto hiccupped as he teetered across the bridge looking for trouble. Naruto stopped and leaned up against a pole for support as the world swirled around him in an attempt to make his breakfast make a second appearance.

"Naruto you smell like sake, are you drunk? " the pole (Sasuke ) spoke.

"Oh…hi… SasUKE…sooo, you signed me up for the beauty pageant? " Naruto nearly laughed at his luck in finding the uchiha.

"Yeah, I signed myself up too, and a couple of others. " Sasuke said nonchalantly. Naruto would have leapt a thousand feet into the air if he knew what leaning up against the dark haired boy, was doing to the uchiha bellow the belt…

"Soo…. when…is…the.try-outs… thing? " naruto asked in between hiccups.

"Tomorrow…" sasuke said forcing himself to stand naruto up on his own two feet.

"What time? " Naruto asked teetering for a moment before he got his head straight. Sometimes the blonde was a funny drunk, others he was a pissed off drunk. But mostly he was just a silly stupid drunk.

The blonde walked off as soon as he got his answer, which was 'noon'

He's lucky I was in an ok mood…. Else I woulda punched him in the snuffer real quick…. asshole.Naruto added for good measure, he wasn't a softie, the blonde was a real badass… Right? Right!

Naruto sobered himself up and headed over to the girl's bathhouse, the blonde was always doing REGULAR guy stuff even though he had a feeling inside that told him he wasn't exactly REGULAR. Naruto hopped into a convenient tree overlooking the bath, and watched as the most powerful women in the village gathered to bathe and talk about stupid girl stuff.

"So Shizune , going out for that pageant? " asked a girl entering the steaming waters.

"Maybe…" she beamed , she was usually silent but apparently the bath house was HER place….

"I will… "Tsunade exclaimed.

"with THOSE knockers I'd be surprised if you didn't win. " Sakura blurted…. That got a couple of the younger girls giggeling

"who? Lil' ol' me? " Tsunade instantly replied as if on cue.

That got EVERYBODY laughing.

Tsunde went back to taling about Anko's boyfriend and how he was behaving, (Apparently he didn't know the meaning of foreplay…) the horrible thing is that while all of this was going on, Not even the most beautiful women in the village talking about boobs…. It didn't cause Naruto's main man muscle to stir, not even a bit. t whispered from beside naruto.

The blonde had been so into his own little world at the moment, that he hadn't even noticed the 50+ Jiraiya as he hopped onto the branch beside him…. As unlikely as it seems when the old man talked naruto slipped and down he fell……. Right out of heaven and into hell.

-SPLASH!!!!! –

ok so 'peachy' didn't exactly describe how Naruto felt at the moment, in fact every four letter word probably ran through his mind at the moment… and they didn't exist of any good four letter words either.

"Hellooooo ladies, I'llll be leaving, Now! " naruto bumbled and attempted to scramble out of their before they came to their senses and decided to beat the stuffing out of him.

"Naruto? Naruto! " Sakura questioned then screamed.

"oh,he he he … hi? "

naruto made it about halfway through the bath before the black haired Shizune collared him.

"you little brat! " She mumbled while dunking him under the water.

After the third dunk naruto felt himself being handed over to Tsunade…. Oh shit…. Naruto thought.

She easily threw the blonde over the wall, and probably got more satisfaction out of seeing a poor defenseless boy like him over a twenty foot wall,being Hokage and all, then she should have.

"well isn't my day just turning out wonderull? " naruto growled as he righted himself from the tangled heap he landed in.

"stupid grey-haired, red marked up face, perverted… idiot! " naruto mumbled, well that IS his spot… I cant really blame HIM…

Naruto sloshed his way down to where the pageant was being held, too see what ,if any, were the qualifications were.. he was going to try too find a loophole.

It wouldn't have been too bad if I had been wearing a swimsuit or something…damn that old fart….naruto thought

Must be a united states citizen

Must have a twenty dollar fee

Must be older then 10

"damn I Qualify…." Naruto whispered

"Who the hell is this Simon guy? Dosent he work for American idol… Shit I'm screwed! "

naruto stepped awer to the blony from the wall.
"Hey naruto! " kiba hrollered running over to the blonde Akamaru panting in the boys arms

"hey kiba, hows it hanging? " Naruto casually asked.

"when you entered. You did sign up under the guys side… right? " Kiba asked as he lovingly stroked his 'special' pup…. Naruto had heard some awkward things about what those two got up to on 'boys night. '

"the guys… ha igned up under the guys,of course " Naruto chided.

The blonde slowly made his way to he sign up sheets and quickly glanced over it.

Male Female

Kakashi Hatake Anko (too messy to read)

Choji Akimichi Tsunade

Itachi Uchiha Shizune

Naruto Uzamaki Sakura

Kiba Inuzuka and akamaru Ino Yamanaka

Iruka Hinata Hyuga

Kankuo Haku (unlegible.. looks like Ino's writing)

Kisame Hoshigaki

Zetsu

Gaara

Rock Lee

"Haku isn't a girl, it said so in the 19th episode, and he's dead… that happened in the 20th or so…. Hmm…" Naruto blurted

"haku. Oh yeah I think ino wrote it, " Kiba said "but if he did enter on the girls side he would definitely clean up! " kiba headed down the street, probably to go buy Akamaru some lunch, that boy spent more time and money on his dog then himself, which was easy to tell because he looked like he hadn't been to a bath house in over a month. .

Naruto silently thanked sasuke for signing him under the right gender, but then he stopped….who the hell does he think he is? Signing me up for some stupid pageant… I'm a GUY, guys don't enter BEAUTY pageants… naruto thought.

The blonde entertained himself for a while by making rude noises behind people and the running off, until he saw Sasuke carrying a HUGE bunch of flowers, then he made a split descision to follow him.

Where is he going? Oh maybe he and Sakura got back together….ooh juicy!

Naruto put his Ninja training to bad use and silently stalked the Uchiha, making sure to muffle his steps.

The raven haired Uchiha walked through a pair of big fancy gates and past several mounds decorated with beautiful boquets of flowers.

Why are we in a graveyard? is he going to visit his parents? Naruto followed closely , hugging the trees so as not to be seen he felt bad for about a minute, then he blocked out his conscience like he usually did.

Sasuke made his way to a red haired boy. Gaara, who was bent over as if to try and hide th fact that he had been crying.

"I just don't understand why she had to leave me… " Naruto heard Gaara sobbing over and over again.

Naruto saw something In Sasuke's eye's that he had never seen before, Sasuke looked sad? Loving? … hurt?

"She loved you so much Gaara… even more then she loved me." Sasuke sighed… he placed the flowers he had brought this dead mystery girl on her header, it was an angel.

"You know that's not true, she is your sister, she loved you dearly… " Gaara nearly shouted, he looked angry that Sasuke had even suggest that his sister love him more then her own brother… he put a hesitant arm around the raven haired boy,

he better not be making a move on him…not that I care. Naruto hastily added. Forbidden, unheard of, not right, naruto reminded himself of what a preist had said to him as a youngster, when the blonde had told him what he felt whenever he saw the black haired boy. Naruto waited for Sasuke and gaara to leve, and as soon as they did he jumped over to the stone that they had been huddeling near.

"Akashi Uchiha?... was Sasuke's sister . Wow I never knew. " Naruto mumbled.

"She was 14 when she died…."

Naruto sat himself in front of her grave, crosslegged like a school kid sitting in a circle about to explain how their summer had gone, only sitting their staring at the person he knew nothing about, someone he cared for had cared about this person, yet he knew little more then her name…. it made naruto feel …. Jealous that this person who was dead still held Sasuke's love, and he would never attain it,

FLASH BACK!! -----

"How could you even think he would feel the same way for you" The preist had yelled into the face of a startled blonde child.

"Isn't what's on the inside that matters? Does our body really matter that much? "The blonde mumbled… that's what a certain pink haired girl had told him at school lthe other day,

"NO! what you talk about is forbidden, unheard of ,not right! Now why don't you run along and find yourself a nice girlfriend… "

END OF FLASH BACK!!------

But the boy didn't.. he had spent the better half of twelve years repeating those harsh words to himself every night as if they were a silent prayer to the gods for help. Forbidden ,unheard of, not right Naruto repeated his mantra.

"What the hell, she's dead… can you keep a secret? " naruto asked the gravestone,"Hi, you don't know me and I certainly don't know you but I just wanted to tell you a secret-"

"Hey Naruto whatchya doin' ? I never knew you visited the dead… whom are you visiting at the moment? " Kakashi babbled and nearly scared naruto out of his clothes (now that's when we need a visual… too bad he wasn't older! )

"N-No one…" naruto stammered and pushed Kakashi over to a different grave site.

"So what brings you here? " Naruto asked

"Oh you know the usual, respecting the dead and all, " Kakashi whispered , he placed a white rose on a marker and when he stood up Naruto was nowhere to be seen,

"He's just like me, in every possible way… Iruka I –I ….. lov-" Kakashi stopped, he too knew how it felt to have a love go unnoticed, unheard uncared for.

Naruto fixed himself a lonely bowl of ramen and said a silent 'Itadakimas 'and ate his food he didn't even care that his door wouldn't lock, what did he have that someone else would want? The only thing he had in his life right now was agony…. The day had started out so promising and yet just like everyother day, it ended with no one to come home to, and nothing to care about… booze could only slow down his pain but in the end it realy only worsened it because he knew what he would end up doing, if he wasn't pass-out drunk, he would end up falling into his bed made for two… cry himself to sleep and wake up in the morning ready to begin again…and tonight was no exception. The boy had the biggest crush on Sasuke but couldn't act on it and the tension between them was so thick that he felt it could be cut with a butterknife.

S.P.V

Sasuke walked back to his huge mansion.

Ever since about a year ago he couldn't keep his eye's off a certain blonde's butt…. But, no matter how many times he had made move after move on him he responed the same way. A blank stare and a innocent smile, each smile shoved a knife of despair deeper and deeper into his heart. Sometimes the Uchiha wondered if the blonde did that on purpose, it actually turned him on… heck just thinking about the innocent smile that so often played on the boys lips turned him on, he wondered what it would feel like to have those lips tightly curled around his…. COLD shower, cold shower NOW!!! The uchiha rushed into his house and practically jumped into the shower like a child embracing a mother after a long day. Sasuke turned on the water and let it flow over his finely chisled body….Oh what he does to me…and my damn corrupted mind isn't helping. Sasuke leaned up against his smooth shower wall, he tilted his mouth back catching a mouthful of freezing cold water and drinking it, he felt a little better.

The black haired boy lay in bed late that night fighting his mind against any wet dreams he might have, not that he didn't like his wet dreams, its just he waned his mind to be clear when he went on his little late night journey… which was sometimes the only way he could see his little Kitsune….

-Beep,Beep! – his alarm clock screeched a warning tat told him it was time. Sasuke slapped his plain alarm until it finally shut up , he rolled out of bed and hastily threw on an overcoat to keep the fall bite out.

Naruto rolled over in his bed and tucked his head under the covers, the young fair haired boy couldn't sleep… his mind was racing with what might happen tomorrow…. He was sure they would first ask him questions about himself and then he would have to wait while they made their stupid decision on whether he could make it as the beautifulest' guy in all of konoha… like he really wanted that stupid title , Beautifulest… isn't even a word.

A/N… just so you know the whole 'Sasuke has a sister ' thing pretty much dies after this… I just put it in there to show how little Naruto knows about Sasuke because he has tried to distance himself, along with the whole GaaraxSasuke thing…. They disappear without a trace never to be heard of again… -laughs maniacly at her own joke… - um… yeah oh and for those who liked the whole KakashiXIruka thing I probably wont carry that one on through the series unless some one gives me a good reason as to why I should… hint hint

Oh and just so you know, this story is SUPPOSED to take place when their eleven… but for mine and your peace of mind I like to think of them as older … 17,18 around there…. But for the story to make since later on, the have to be 11 … so don't write me any death notes because some of these things they do are nasty for little kids to be doing, but please bare with me and know I'm not some sicko… k? k! cause I'm not… I'm only 15 for Bast's sake! –Gulps and hopes this explanation makes since…. -