My best friend wrote this. I promised her to upload it for her. I have nothing to with this. I just read and laugh. She's a precious.
yo fanfic
warning full homo
teller?: john jamelieas watson cullen, old, hates war, parents died in car crash when 6, feels like it's his fault, shy at first but really charming :*
as i walked into the apartment on baker street i found sherlock totally naked and woah my dingodog was too happ abuot htat and i got a *** crisis and sherlock laguehd and said wiht beautfiil voice like butte'
"u r so homo for me jawn" as he got off the flror and got closer
"ucant escape destiny" and when did shercok believ ein desinty?
then i coulnt stand his cheekbones anylonger so i jsut kissed him and we ended up having loud s'' and mrs hudson came in the next mornign and was like 'yo homos i know what u did man clean up jesus"
part 2
as i walked down the streat with ssherlocks hands in myne i smild becaus i was really gay now with hin and evyerbody knows
lestrade congratuated us a milians times toaly asking for a threesome but sherlcok donast shar
mycoft wanted us to get chedced for homostuff and we we waitng in lin iwthn suddnl i just had dto fcØ him so we cwnt on the bathrron and fucked (sherlock) :)
part 3
we wineti nto sherlocks room after bein totls clean of stuff and we realized tha he dint have a rael beadc so we wnet up to my rommn and i handcuff hinn reall chess to m bed ad he olty got turnd on by it bcusz hes a sociopath or sittnihgn
tne i ucked hinn again so gaay an non of us coudl walk (woah) :)
den ther wsa a casse of 4 murderd girls burt sherlc didnt careb cause he was too busy fucking me
then lestrade had to commn and get him and he alked in on us but it wasnyt awkward becau "i think lestrade is gay"
i sadi to sherlco
"iof ocurse he is"
"but he is married sherlock2"
"jga"
"we hvae to help him he got dorughter" o
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