MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! HELLO THERE! THIS IS YOUR INSANE AUTHOR!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own smelly socks.
Er..just kidding…I do actually, but that's not the point. I don't own Harry Potter.
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Dumbledore sat in his office, thinking and twirling his wand. He was smiling in an evil sort of way…
Dobby suddenly bursts in the room.
"What's up, Dob?" asked Dumbledore nonchalantly.
"Sir! Professor Snape said You-Know-Who is attacking tomorrow!!" squeaked Dobby.
"Oh. Okay. Thank you for telling me."
"But Sir! Aren't you going to do anything! Death Eaters and You-Know-Who are attacking the school! They are coming tomorrow and they will kill everybody!"
"Ah. Excellent."
"But Sir!"
"I am turning evil. MUHAHA..!"
"Sir, you are a barmy old codger!"
The next day was Dobby's funeral.
"We are gathered here today to celebrate…er..sorry wrong chapter. Okay…here it goes….Today is Easter, we are celebrating …er…oh what the heck! Dobby, have a nice afterlife! Goodbye!" said the Wizard Priest.
The whole school clapped and Dobby was buried in the Forbidden Forest.
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"SIR! PROFESSOR! THEY ARE ATTACKING THE SCHOOL!" bellowed Snape, pointing to the Entrance Hall doors.
Dumbledore remained sitting at the Staff Table, eating his food quietly.
The whole school, however, stood up and panicked.
"AHHHHHH!"
"HELP!"
"FIND ME LAST!"
"DON'T HURT ME!"
"I GIVE UP!"
"I'M ON YOUR SIDE!"
"QUIET PLEASE, I'M TRYING TO EAT!" shrieked Dumbledore.
"Oh. Okay."
Dumbledore was still eating when Voldemort and his Death Eaters burst into the school.
"DUMBLEDORE! YOU SHALL PAY! AND SO SHALL HARRY POTTER!" bellowed Voldemort, pointing his wand at Dumbledore.
"Oh? How much do I owe you?" asked Dumbledore, raising his eyebrows. "Potter! You haven't been gambling have you?" he asked sternly.
Harry shook his head.
"Oh. My bad. Okay, then." Said Voldemort.
"Let's do it again!" he said to his Death Eaters.
And he led them back outside.
They burst in again.
"DUMBLEDORE AND HARRY POTTER! I SHALL KILL YOU BOTH!" he shouted.
"Actually, my dear Voldemort, I would like a chat with you." Said Dumbledore, patting the chair next to him.
"Er…. Okay! Do you have any of those blood lollipops?" asked Voldemort, sitting next to Dumbledore as Death Eaters began attacking students and the teachers.
"No. Would you care for a lemon drop?"
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Next chapter: Dumbledore goes to the evil side…
Harry is deciding whether to go to the evil side…
And even more EVILNESS!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!