Bad day.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto Wish I did yah lil nasty's... you like upsetting me?!! .
Warning: Yaoi! (boyXboy)
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Sasori woke up with a pounding headache.
"Ughhhhh... Damn head... Where's the brat?"
"DANNA! Un!" A cheery voice sounded as a blonde head popped up from the door. "I made breakfast for you, un!" Deidara hollered to Sasori. 'I hope you like it Danna. I want to tell you how I feel...' Deidara thought as Sasori rubbed his eyes.
Feeling a little shaken Sasori replied "NYAHHHH!! Dei? One second..." 'WAIT I CALLED HIM DEI!?!?!?! WHAT IF HE FIGURES IT OUT!' he swallowed and walked to the bathroom.
Deidara sighed as he laid the tray of food on the bed. Then sat on his own bed and picked something to wear on his and Sasori's day of. Sasori went through his cupboard and changed his body to one that could eat food. He walked back in only to find a very naked Deidara lying on his bed innocently.
Deidara turned bright red and turned away and dressed in black netting top and black jeans. A faint red tint appeared on Sasori's cheeks- but he couldn't tear his eyes away. Truth be told, Deidara was beautiful, pale unmarked skin, pink cheeks, blue eyes, blonde hair, toned abs... It was all too much for Sasori.
'So he is a guy...' he grinned.
He did the unthinkable... He passionately captured Deidara in a kiss.
Deidara responded by ripping his danna's top, trousers, everything off.
Going up for breath Sasori noticed Deidara's eyes were glazed over.
"Do...you want...this?" He breathed huskily into Dei's ear. Dei bit Sasori's neck. He knew the answer.
The red head grinded his hips into his lover. They moaned into each others mouth as there erections grinded. The red head put his fingers in Deidara's face and demanded "suck". Once his hands were decently covered in the makeshift lube he positioned them at Dei's entrance and gently pushed them in.
"BYAK! Danna that feels weird!" A tear formed in his eye. Sasori kissed Deidara forehead and stretched him. Soon enough Deidara liked the feeling. He let out a disappointed grunt when Sasori pulled out, but saw what was coming next.
'So Danna didn't only keep his heart' said Dei smugly. "Danna it's too big!"
"Don't worry Dei..." He pushed in his member. He pumped Dei's with his hand while Dei fisted the bed. Dei got comfy and started to move around. Sasori started thrusting, hitting Deidara's protostate each time. Deidara bucked his hips nearing his climax. He squirted his seed everywhere while his Danna released in Dei.
They collapsed on the bed as Sasori pulled out. He put himself and Dei into his bed and cuddled up.
"should I reverse the jutsu?" Asked Sasori.
"What jutsu Saso~chan" Saso blushed at the name.
"The one that turned me into a puppet, DeiDei~chan." He said in a soft tone.
Hidan and Kakuzu froze lokking through the spy hole at the teens. (A/N All the Akatsuki except Pein and Konan are 17 here. : D )
"So Sasori used to be human..." They both said, sounding surprised. Then Itachi and Kisame walked past them holding hands.
"Closet perverts!" Kisame murmured "go jack off some were." Said the Uchiha prodigy. Zetsu and Tobi (holding hands) walked by with Pein and Konan.
"IS EVERY BOY GAY EXEPT FOR ME HERE!?" He Shouted.
All the others murmured 'uhuh, yeah yep yes and hns' while watching the sleeping couple.
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Should I make a sequel?! This is my first fict so be nice!