Letters from the Malfoys.
Mr. Weasley,
Go fall in a ditch.
Love,
Lucius Malfoy
Dear Weaslbees (Weasleys),
If you can't even afford yourself why do you have so many kids?
Your worst nightmare,
Draco Malfoy
P.S. Get a hobby – love Lucius
~*~*~*~*~**~*~**~**~**~~~~~~~~*~**~*~*~**~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******Dearest Voldemort:
NOOOOOO! NOT THE LOCKS OF LUSH GOLDEN HAIR ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Love,
Lucius Malfoy
Dear idiotic Dobby,
While we are at Hogsmead I expect you to be our maid. Clean everything including the bra and underwear drawer.
Hate,
Lucius Malfoy
Dear Dumbledore,
You are too old!
Love,
Draco Malfoy
Dear Dumblejoe (Dumbledore),
You wear too many dresses.
Love,
Lucius Malfoy
Dear Snape,
You are the best teacher boy could ever dream of!
Love,
Draco Malfoy
Voldemort,
You are so great I could slap you.
Love,
Lucius Malfoy
XOXOOXOOXOXOOXOOXOXOOXOXOOOX
Dear Neville,
You are a potato on a stick.
Hate,
Draco Malfoy
Dear Ron Weasly,
You had the swine flu and the Joe Bros wrote a song about it.
Dearest wishes,
Lucius Malfoy
XOXOXOXOOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXO
Dear Hagrid,
You are a poop giant and I hope you fall in a giant ditch.
Your favorite Slytherin,
Draco Malfoy
P.S. ps (p= punch s= slap)
Neville Long#$#%^&
You have a long *#%!$
Love,
Lucius Malfoy
Dear Percy,
You are a poop face and I hate you.
Love,
Draco Malfoy
Dear Harry Potter,
I'm a big fan.
Love,
Lucius Malfoy
P.S. shhhhhhh don't tell Voldemort.
P.P.S I'm a fan too…. Of your DEATH!-Draco
Dear Snape,
You need to clean your hair. It's a grease bomb! Im an expert on hair, how else do I get my lush locks of hair. So I can help if needed.
Love,
Lucius Malfoy
Dear Hermione,
When you punched me in our third year, it didn't really hurt. I was just acting.
Hate,
Draco Malfoy
P.S. Hate you dirty mudblood- Lucius