PANTOALONES GIGANTICUS!

Disclaimer: I Don't own Nintendo and if I did I would be filthy rich!

Ashley: Argh! Red get me another pair of pants, I just did the Pantoalones Giganticus spell and it backfired and hit me, again.

Red: Ok Ashley.

Ashley: Man I hate this freaking spell, I'll never get it right.

Red: Here Ashley. (Red hands Ashley a pair of jeans) You know if you actually concentrated and practiced the spell, you would eventually get it right.

Ashley: Well ok if you think it will help

(100 pair of pants later)

Ashley: I am done with this spell, its stupid and retarded and I just can't do it.

Red: Maybe it 's because your human and it only works when you aim for an animals

Ashley: So my human dummies won't work.

Red: Yes

Ashley: Ok then. Bring out the doggie dummies

(Red puts a dog dummy on a mirror in the center of the floor)

Ashley: PANTOALONES GIGANTICUS

( A flash of light goes straight for the dog, but hit's the mirror, bounces back, and hits Ashley's stuffed bunny, which happened to be wearing pants, made its pants get smaller, and exploded)

Ashley: RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!

( Red starts running around the mansion screaming for his life)

N/A So did you like it . Please review it. If I get enough GOOD reviews I will make another chapter. Thanks

~ZeldaFan15~