History of England, Part Two
by a paranormal, "undead" author…I maybe olde but I'm not Clueless!(hahahahahaha)
N.B. There will be no Dates in this History.
"Kings and Queens, Meg. Kings and Queens." –Mrs Dashwood to Margaret Dashwood S&S 2008
James II = A stinking Southampton fish would have beat him in an election...he was that unpopular!
William III and Mary II = I hiss that they are "Villains" for turning out my beloved Stuarts! Please see Part One for more Stuart love. Tag team king and queen. Asked by parliament to take over from James 'the less popular then a stinking Southampton fish'.
Anne = 17 pregnancies good grief!(too sad, only one child lived to 11(smallpox)) Perhaps like my Anne, she was too good for her country...
George I and George II or maybe George II and George I...can anyone pick these two out of paintings line up...does anyone care? Nope, not me! Next!
George III- Farmer George...poor man...unlike Thing 1 and Thing 2...err I mean George I and II...this monarch had a movie made about his life and madness
"His reign was one of elegance and the age of some of the greatest names in English literature – Jane Austen, Byron, Shelley, Keats and Wordsworth." Welllllll...thank you very much! My two inches on ivory seems to stood the test of time(lame expression made lovely by my inclusion with those poets!).
George IV- Please see my history of that monster Elizabeth I (she was an "only" in my Part One!). And I had to dedicate my dear Emma to him...madness! Some have thought I might have been satirizing him in the book…Who? Me? Hahahahaha! As if he would read it and understand it…*doubles over with laughter*…and his Court Librarian had the nerve to suggest to me what to write next….absurd! Talk about someone three things very dull indeed!
William IV = The Sailor King! Kept the throne warm for Victoria!
Lived long enough for Victoria to turn 18! Stuff it Sir John Conroy and Victoria's mother! No regency for you!
Victoria = Gloria Regina...63 yrs on the throne...and some of the worse overblown literature in the history of earth! And to you the most twisted of the three very twisted english sisters...hahahaha "no bonnie beck"? hahaha a mad woman in an attic? Seriously? How absurd! "Cassy, Martha, Anna, and Fanny...please come listen to this "prose" hahahahaha!
About me…."Her way of thinking and writing is moderate and tolerant. It is much closer is spirit to the best precepts of the late twentieth century than to the Victorians following her who stifled themselves under the weight of their own heavy moralizing but whose fictional flow, by contrast, tended to regress to Gothic melodrama as ludicrous in Jane's eyes as in ours" (From Boxhillboo00: This means you Chuckie and all three Very Twisted English Sisters!) - Audrey Hawkridge "Jane and her Gentlemen: Jane Austen and The Men in Her Life and Novels", Introduction
Edward VII = 9 yr king. At least he was a better king than he was Prince of Wh...(ok ok Cassy I won't write it..this time!) Wales.
George V = Another Sailor King!
Edward VIII = Abdicated for a twice divorced American? Wait, what the empty crown! Hardly King material. "Dearest Cassandra, for this one a painting of an empty crown on a grey canvas please. No, he doesn't deserve a full Cassandra painting!"
George VI = My Mr Darcy(The Firth!) played him. A steady hand on the tiler….
Elizabeth II = Breaking records for longest reign etc. You give the queen name "Elizabeth" a good name! Jane Bon Jovi sings "She gives reigning a good name!"
NEVER FINIS….