Addie: Okay so me and my mom were diving back to the school and she gave me the most wonderful idea.
Scream: What, to throw yourself of a cliff?
Seto: Send yourself to the Shadow Realm?
Addie: Get rid of the two muses who annoy me?
Seto: She doesn't own.
Sunstreaker grunted as he impacted into the soft earth. He had finally gotten the message form Optimus Prime and made his to the water planet. He stood up and looked around and noticed a sleek black car. "Nice, didn't know back water planets had rides like these," he said. "Yellow is getting kind of old; I bet Sides has changed colors." Sunstreaker scanned the car then hide it away. He transformed and waited for the car's owner to appear. The wait didn't last as a man in a cape and cowl walked over and got in.
Sunny watched everything around him as his passenger drove thing into a dark cave. Placing him in park the man got out of Sunny and an older human came down a set of stairs. "How was your evening, Master Bruce?" the older one said. "Fine, Alfred," his caped rider said, "the Batmobile is running smoother than normal. I'll have to check that later." Sunstreaker felt his spark beat faster in its casing.
What the Pit had he gotten himself into? He transformed into his bi-ped mode and looked around. The cave was large enough for a very tall Autobot to stand and changed without problems. "Well, slag," he said, "I got and got myself in a heap of a mess and Sides isn't here to enjoy it with me." Alarms suddenly went off and Sunny transformed back just as back and seconds later the human came down. "Damn him," he muttered getting into Sunny.
Sunny started his engine and took off when he felt Bruce floor the gas pedal. About twenty minutes later, Sunny was stopped in front of a human with white skin and green hair in a purple suit. "Why hello Batsy, what do you think of my work?" he asked. "Though I don't know how much more I can add." "Joker, I don't know how you escaped but this time you won't," Bruce said. Sunny looked between the two and decided to watch and wait.
"Oh, Batman, have you heard of those delightful robots?" Joker asked. "The ones who can transform?" At this Sunny took his queue and glared down at the funny little human. "Hey, I claimed that human as my squishy, so I suggest you leave him alone before I go back on my word not to kill humans," he told him. Joker watched as the black mech picked up the caped crusader and placed him on his shoulder. "Go find someone else to bug or better yet let's go lock you in a human brig."
Batman looked up to see the police coming and turned to the robot. "You might want to change back into my car," he said. Sunny changed back and Batman snickered at the Joker, who somehow during Sunstreaker's rant had been tied up. "Wow, got yourself a new toy?" commissioner Gordon asked. "I've never seen metal like that before." "It's a new type of alloy I'm coming up with. I'm going to see if Superman's laser vision can get through it. I'd leave the Joker like that for a while though."
The commissioner took Joker away and Batman turned to Sunstreaker. "Who are you and where is my car?" he asked. "In English my name's Sunstreaker," he said turning back. "I'm a robotic life form from the planet, Cybertron. In simple terms I'm a robot with the ability to think and feel form myself and your old car can't do half the slag I can." Batman raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms.
"So you switched my car out with yourself and are now claiming me as your human," Batman said. "I'm beginning to think sicing Superman on you is a good idea." "Not unless you want to deal with an angry Prime and my grieving twin on your aft." Batman glared before Sunny changed back. "Come on," he said. "That car was nice looking but it sure as pit can't protect you from Decepticons." "What the hell are Decepticons?"
On the ride back to the Batcave Bruce listened as Sunstreaker told his story. Bruce smirked as he watched Sunny introduced himself to Alfred who smiled and said he had once met a mech called Jetfire so this didn't surprise him that much. "Wow, that guy's legend to many of the younger bots," he said. "I hope you don't mind me here." Alfred smiled then looked at Bruce and frowned. "Haven't you been avoiding talking with Superman by any chance, Master Bruce?"
The Dark Knight glared at his butler then turned to Sunstreaker. "Is there anymore of you on Earth?" he asked. "Yes, there is and I have to contact them and I want to check up on my twin," he told them. Bruce smirked then headed over to his computer. "Well, lucky for you I have an appointment with the head of N.E.S.T next week and I think that may take you with me, but you can't go as the Batmobile."
"Show me the other cars you have and I'll scan one of them," he told him. The week flew by and Sunny scanned the black Bugatti Veyron before Bruce hopped inside. "This should be a very interesting meeting," Bruce sighed. I took a few hours to get to Diego Garcia and Bruce let Sunstreaker drive them up to the base before parking. "Mister Wayne, it's nice to meet you," a man said walking up. "I'm Major William Lennox."
"Thank you for having me here," Bruce said. "I heard you've been having problems with you communications network at important times." Lennox nodded then looked back at Bruce's car. "That's nice," he said, "I haven't seen one of those up close." Bruce looked back and smirked at the car. "It's nice though it has a few bugs that need to be worked out," he told him. Lennox led Bruce inside and Sunny sank on his axels. 'Pain in the aft squishy.'
This was going to be a long day. Hours later Bruce came out being led by Lennox and Bruce stopped. "Major, I was wondering if the rumors about this place are true," he said. "You know about the alien robots." Will Lennox froze and Bruce patted Sunstreaker's hood. "Sunstreaker, wake up," he told the Autobot. Sunny jumped into his bi-ped mode and looked around wildly for any danger.
"Slaggit, Bruce, I was trying to recharge!" the black and yellow mech said. Lennox just stared at the billionaire in shock before something whizzed by him. "Sunny!" the silver blur yelled latching himself onto his twin. Sunstreaker wrapped his arms around his twin to keep him up and Bruce caught a look on his back. 'Shit! I didn't think him taking this alt-mode would show anything from the Batmobile.'
"Well, it's about damn time you showed you aft," Ironhide said walking out into the open. "What's with you crazy twins? First Sideswipe gets a new paint job and now you've got a flying rodent in yellow on you back." Sunstreaker started to panic and Sideswipe tried to calm his brother down. "That would be my fault," Bruce said, "The original that Sunstreaker scanned had some yellow detailing on it and I guess this is what it makes."
"A month a clean-up duty says Sunny's real human is Batman!" a green mech said. "No way, I say that Brucy over there is Sunny's only human," an orange-red one said. "Optimus and I bet that Bruce and Batman are Sunny's humans!" a yellow one said walking up to them followed be the largest mech Bruce had ever seen. "Optimus, you're not really betting on this?" Ironhide asked. Optimus shrugged and smiled down at his weapon specialist.
"Well, we still do have a long standing bet on who Superman really is and whether or not that the Flash is faster than Blurr," he told him. Bruce smirked then looked up at Optimus. "Who do you think Superman really is?" he asked. "That reporter from the Daily Planet," Optimus told him. "Yeah, Clark Kent!" Bumblebee yelled. Bruce snorted at how right the primary colored duo where. Optimus looked down at Bruce before looking over at Sunstreaker.
"Sunstreaker, many of us have human charges to look after," he told him. "Ironhide has Major Lennox and his family. Sideswipe in usually around the British commanding officer. Bumblebee and myself watch over Sam Witwicky and Mikaela Banes. If you wish, I'll let you stay as Mister Wayne's guardian." Sunny looked down at his twin in his arms and sighed. "Sides, you think you can handle me no being around all the time?" he asked.
"As long as you don't leave the planet, I should be okay," Sides said. Sunny kissed his forehead then set him back down on his wheels. Sideswipe latched onto Sunstreaker's hand and Bruce raised an eyebrow. "I didn't think you liked physical contact," he said. Sunstreaker glared down at him human before picking him up. "As twins we come from the same spark, or soul, so we need to be able to touch one another," he told him. "It's a way we reassure our bond."
"Then I guess I'll have to tell Sideswipe where I live," Bruce said. "It's not right to separate siblings." "Well, Mister Wayne, we'll let you go home and have a safe flight," Optimus said. The Autobot smiled then looked at each other as sunny and Bruce walked away. "There ain't no way you winning' this one, Boss-bot!" Mudflap said. "Yeah! This one's in the bag!" yelled Skids. Bumblebee smiled as he followed Optimus back into his office.
"Thank you for coming to see us, Mister Kent," Optimus said sitting down. "Or should I call you Superman?" Clark blinked up at him then smiled. Alien robots where something he'd never thought he see. "I'm sorry Mister Prime," he said. "I don't know what you're talking about." "Kal-El, I know a Kryptonian when I seen one," Optimus said. "What is it you wish to know?" Clark smirked then started asking as many questions about his birth planet he could think of.
'If I have an unlimited source of knowledge about Krypton, why not use it?'
Addie: Okay like I said this is what happens when you're in a car for three hours with a mom who's a comic fan.
Seto: Please review and maybe she'll write something about Dragon Master kicking Batman's ass.
Bruce: I seriously doubt you can beat me Kaibaman.
Addie: Okay pleas review. Good lord someone call Superman and Serenity, maybe they can control the best friends.