Title: Put What WHERE?!
Author: Hakumei
E-mail: Hakumei@otakumail.com
Disclaimers: The Gundam Wing crew are not mine, just borrowed and belong to Bandai and Sunrise. I'm just borrowing them for the purpose of entertainment that is purely fanbased. Definately not making a profit from it. I'm poor anyway, university is killing me.
Warnings: 2+1, insanity, Heero goes through ah rough version of sex Ed. Oddness. I guess. Oh and ficlet.
Archived: http://www.angelfire.com/tx/canadianna/ Want it? Ask *points to e-mail above* That'd be cool if ya wanted it!
Enjoy!
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A sigh was heard in the small dimly lit dorm room as a rustling noise was heard.
"Look, Heero, it's NOT THAT difficult to do...."
"I do not think I understand what you mean by, 'let's have sex.' And why are you all over me and wetting my neck like that, stop it. It tickles."
A snort was heard. "Look, it's simple Heero. Every teen out there wants to have sex. Don't you have any, you know...urges?"
Heero looked at Duo oddly, as he continued to leave wet trails on his body. "Well, I know every now and then I have the urge to buy a Coffee Crisp...I used to..." He was cut off by Duo groaning.
"Man, why do you have to make this more complicated than it seems. Haven't you ever had sex before?"
"Duo, get off of me. You're heavy. I don't know what you are doing but stop doing whatever it is you're doing with your mouth."
Duo didn't budge and held his ground, sitting in Heero's lap. "I think it's time you have a lesson in sexual education. I think good ol' Doctor J forgot to train you in that area. Look...it goes like this...and I'll even give you hands on experience," Duo said smirking.
"Ok..." Heero said a bit hesitantly.
About a half an hour later, Duo sat next too Heero looking a rather bit uncomfortable and disgruntled as Heero listened intently.
"You want me to put WHAT WHERE?!" was heard as Heero shouted, aghast at Duo's explenation of where Duo wanted him to put his privates.
Duo sighed and said rather blandly to his pupil: "Insert Tab A into Slot B."
Heero looked at Duo with fear on his face. So you want me to put this," he said pointing down south, "in there...?" he continued pointing to Duo's rear end.
"Yes."
"That sounds easy. Is that all there is to having sex?"
"Kind of, sort of. It's different when you're with a woman. And there are more technical stuff to sex, but we'll worry about that later. It's time to put what you've learned to work," Duo said with a lecherous gleam in his eye. He looked over Heero's now naked body and licked his lips.
"But first..." he pulled out a tiny package from his pocket and handed it to Heero.
"OH MY GOD IT'S A CONDOM (1)!!!!!!!!!!"
At this point Duo sweatdropped and just about gave up.
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The end. And there was much rejoycing.
1 - OH MY GOD! IT'S A GUNDAM! My play on words with that line. Come on, who hasn't thought it before. Okay, so I'm the only nut case out there who has. I should not be allowed to own Gundam Models and say that...and live ahehehe.
Was it insane for you as it was for me?
^_^
Author: Hakumei
E-mail: Hakumei@otakumail.com
Disclaimers: The Gundam Wing crew are not mine, just borrowed and belong to Bandai and Sunrise. I'm just borrowing them for the purpose of entertainment that is purely fanbased. Definately not making a profit from it. I'm poor anyway, university is killing me.
Warnings: 2+1, insanity, Heero goes through ah rough version of sex Ed. Oddness. I guess. Oh and ficlet.
Archived: http://www.angelfire.com/tx/canadianna/ Want it? Ask *points to e-mail above* That'd be cool if ya wanted it!
Enjoy!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A sigh was heard in the small dimly lit dorm room as a rustling noise was heard.
"Look, Heero, it's NOT THAT difficult to do...."
"I do not think I understand what you mean by, 'let's have sex.' And why are you all over me and wetting my neck like that, stop it. It tickles."
A snort was heard. "Look, it's simple Heero. Every teen out there wants to have sex. Don't you have any, you know...urges?"
Heero looked at Duo oddly, as he continued to leave wet trails on his body. "Well, I know every now and then I have the urge to buy a Coffee Crisp...I used to..." He was cut off by Duo groaning.
"Man, why do you have to make this more complicated than it seems. Haven't you ever had sex before?"
"Duo, get off of me. You're heavy. I don't know what you are doing but stop doing whatever it is you're doing with your mouth."
Duo didn't budge and held his ground, sitting in Heero's lap. "I think it's time you have a lesson in sexual education. I think good ol' Doctor J forgot to train you in that area. Look...it goes like this...and I'll even give you hands on experience," Duo said smirking.
"Ok..." Heero said a bit hesitantly.
About a half an hour later, Duo sat next too Heero looking a rather bit uncomfortable and disgruntled as Heero listened intently.
"You want me to put WHAT WHERE?!" was heard as Heero shouted, aghast at Duo's explenation of where Duo wanted him to put his privates.
Duo sighed and said rather blandly to his pupil: "Insert Tab A into Slot B."
Heero looked at Duo with fear on his face. So you want me to put this," he said pointing down south, "in there...?" he continued pointing to Duo's rear end.
"Yes."
"That sounds easy. Is that all there is to having sex?"
"Kind of, sort of. It's different when you're with a woman. And there are more technical stuff to sex, but we'll worry about that later. It's time to put what you've learned to work," Duo said with a lecherous gleam in his eye. He looked over Heero's now naked body and licked his lips.
"But first..." he pulled out a tiny package from his pocket and handed it to Heero.
"OH MY GOD IT'S A CONDOM (1)!!!!!!!!!!"
At this point Duo sweatdropped and just about gave up.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The end. And there was much rejoycing.
1 - OH MY GOD! IT'S A GUNDAM! My play on words with that line. Come on, who hasn't thought it before. Okay, so I'm the only nut case out there who has. I should not be allowed to own Gundam Models and say that...and live ahehehe.
Was it insane for you as it was for me?
^_^